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[ FILTERED TO THE GINGER SCOURGE OF MY LIFE AKA GINNY WEASLEY ]
You.

Tonight is the launch event for Charmed, where we'll be unveiling the limited winter collection and to-come spring collection. We're having a winter wonderland themed party at Le Foyer.

Before showing myself off, I wanted to give a gigantic thank you to my husband, children, myself and Padma, my heterosexual lifemate Ginny Weasley, Hermione, the other Harry and even Draco Malfoy. Yes, Draco. Shockingly enough, he's quite good with children and makes a bang up babysitter. And he's single, ladies. (Ladies, yes Draco?)

But in all seriousness, I couldn't have rebuilt myself without Harry's help, support, love and devotion. And here's to trying again.

And now for showing off, this is what I'll be wearing tonight:
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Most of you know by now that Malfoy and I have been researching ingredients in this world for use in potion making. For the most part, our research is going rather well. Except for the part where I'm working with Malfoy and he's constantly annoying me.

But besides that, we've managed to find most replacements or equivalents for this world.

Save for unicorn horn and hair. Obviously, unicorns don't exist in this world (that Muggles know of)and unicorn horn is a rather important ingredient in antidotes, so I've hit the point of bashing my head on a wall. Any suggestions?

Did that really just happen? Wha

But my shoes aren't here.

So many Mugg Branching into the Muggle world is more difficult and time-consuming than I expected. Luckily, the name affords me more interest and curiosity than judgement as far as that's concerned, but starting a company? Bloody hell.

Which is to say I'm looking for a few investors, preferably in-house. I had some offers from strangers and people outside the community, but I'd feel more comfortable and want to offer the opportunity here first before resorting to rich "fans" that would be more interested in Harry's autograph than being a shareholder in my business.

I'd like to recreate my fashion line here, and branch out even more. I owned a shoppe in Godric's Hollow, so I'd like to do the same here and perhaps go even further? All of my clothes are self-adjusting, meaning they fit any size, any body type and look amazing while being functional and comfortable. Charmed fabrics that shift and change colour with different lighting. Jewel tones that can indeed look like jewels. Spill wine or have children? Fabric that is self-cleaning and impossible to wrinkle. Never worry about a tear in tights, never fuss over pantylines showing. Lingerie that is sexy and comfortable. Bras you can wear for hours and it'll feel like.. Oliver Wood is holding everything in place.

I've been sketching since I got here and have been building a portfolio, if you're interested and would like to see more. I could also use a few willing models, since Hermione sighs at me when I come near her with my measuring tape. (Really, you put someone in a couture designed gown and you'd think they'd be far more appreciative of your skills.)

[ FILTERED TO SLYTHERIN!HERMIONE GRANGER & WEREWOLF!DRACO MALFOY ]
Could either one of you watch the kids tonight? I want to take Parvati out for dinner so we can talk over some things.

[ FILTERED TO WIFE!PARVATI PATIL ]
Hi. Are you free tonight?

Open position, to be filled immediately: Paid intern, does what Granger says, unless I say "don't do what Granger says in this specific case", in which case listen to me and not her. Make coffee and don't bitch about it. I don't care if it's good coffee but it's gotta be passable and if you just reheat that shit I will know it and you're gonna have nightmares the rest of your goddamned life once I'm done chewing you out. Filing the shit that needs to be filed; neither Granger nor I have done much with that so I hope you like piles. of. shit. Answer the phone, answer the door, be nice to our clients, and goddamn shower once in a while, Christ. Be a fucking human being, take some goddamn pride.

And for fuck's sake if I catch you smuggling magic carpets down at the blackmarket off Mayfair don't piddle about with "wow, what a strange coincidence that this illegal deal is going down so close and unrelated to me" because that's how we lost our last intern and I'm gonna be mighty upset if I need to go down memory road.

Anything else?



Oh yeah, what we do - detective agency, hire us when you don't want to deal with the brass's bullshit - just kidding HPD and NYPD, you're great - but we're not gonna front for you or hide your shit. We solve. Questions? Comments? Ask Granger, she actually likes people.

Apply or something by... doing shit, I don't know. Surprise me.

Podmore out.

"We'll see if we can locate them for you, ma'am." Is not an appropriate answer to "Where are my bloody kids?" Are all Muggle police this thick, or just the Americans?

[OOC: Parvati from Draco-Is-A-Werewolf AU! Harry's (seperated) wife and mother to the kids, more here! Sorry HPD, someone got hexed!]

Another of my lionesses will have cubs any day. My favourite of times, to be sure.

( This is roughly accurate. )

Well, shit. Who's been hiding portkeys again?

[ ooc; Ginny from the werewolf!Draco/Slytherin!Hermione/Harry's babies have a different mama~ world! ]

I thought it'd be rather difficult to find employment here, given the Wizarding Standards set so far away from the Muggle world, but I'm happy to report that's not the case. With a bit of help from the HPD and my own knowledge of CVs and what my parents have gone through, I've already garnered interest in several different areas. I'm currently leaning towards social work, as it's the closest to what I was doing back at the Ministry.

I doubt it comes with such a large threat to biting, either. And I won't need to know Gobbledegook.

FILTERED TO PEOPLE FROM THE HP WORLD:

I wasn't sure how advanced we were in the potions department, so I hope no one minds that I took it upon myself to start experimenting about.

Sorry Harry, if one of your guest rooms smells a bit.. odd. I've charmed everything up so none of the children will poke their heads where they don't belong. So far my target of interest is Wolfsbane, to prevent the need for the puppet spell on Draco so he stops whinging. About that.

But if all goes well, I should have Wolfsbane brewing within the next batch or two.

Happiest of birthdays, Harry Potter. I couldn't be more proud to call you my sons, and there's enough cake and food at our house to feed three armies of werewolves and Potters.

I demand to speak to whoever is in charge of this madhouse; you don't simply yank people from their daily lives and drop them into an ocean and then say "well, we can't stop it, really". I'm DRACO MALFOY; does that mean nothing to you? This is what happens when Muggles interfere with magic they don't understand. Gross inefficiency and PASSING THE BUCK. Who's going to send me back? More importantly, who's going to pay for my robes?