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Oh my god.

They gave me Molly. They brought me Molly. Melissa. Peter. Look.

Chag Urim Sameach!

Peter, I'm cooking. No complaints accepted.

[ Left on the kitchen table for Mel and Peter, photo posted to his instagram ]

So as it happens, I've got a group of parents in my preschool group that are decidedly vocal about the fact that we're not doing a Thanksgiving play aaaaaand also the fact that I explained what the holiday actually is to their children.

Sooo now we are doing a play. Except that they're all going to be turkeys and it's going to be a show about the daily life of being a turkey, because I am sometimes a sarcastic little shit.

Who likes working with feathers? Jaina? Pretty please?

[ FILTERED TO TWD!GREENBERG, DAUGHTER-IN-LAW!LYDIA, & SOCCER!MOM!SCOTT ]
Time's of the essence, so I'm making this quick.

Detective Williams, from the zombieverse, just had his daughter from the same world come through. It looks like she's in the process of turning. She's in quarantine and he broke quarantine to be in there with her. We don't have long and we need to do something to solve this before it gets any worse.

Can either one of you do something to help?

Hi, I'm Jacen. I don't have much to say, yet. I've just taken in a lot of news and I'm coming to terms with all of it. This is a weird place. And the sensations through the Force... I'm pretty sure I haven't been chewing any lunaweed.

Hey hey guys and dolls, want to get in shape without boring workouts? Want to learn how to contort your body in a rhythmic manner so as to attract potential mates? Well, I'm being irresponsible this summer and instead of taking summer academic classes, I'm teaching dance classes at the Y here in Hawaii. Salsa, jazz, and modern! If any of you beautiful people do ballet, you'll see me at the U of H here doing a few of the more advanced classes.

There's a portal discount? Just say something weird to me about your homeworld and I'll knock off 20% and kill the entry fee. Together, we'll do this thing.

Also, if you're related to me, I'm going to get SOOOOO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE YOU HAVE NO IDEA if you don't come to my recital in August.

About half the time, I wake up absolutely convinced that I'm back in Atlanta. I still dream about it almost constantly -- Jaina can confirm. And yet, here I still am -- here we still are. It's kind of amazing to think of all that's happened since we got back.

I've been approved for alternative licensure and hired full-time at the academy. Mr. Ezra's getting preschoolers of his own starting in the fall.

People get really weird about spontaneous parkour demonstrations.

In other related news, I recently have been banned from the local Barnes and Noble, so now I actually need that Prime membership, Mom and Dad. Bad time? Good time?

I tripped over a completely smooth patch of grass and broke my ankle this morning (don't worry, it's already healing), so the Ides of Ezra is going pretty par for the course so far!

Before some stalker fan gets ahold of the information and spreads it, I wanted you all to know that Jake and I will be getting a divorce after mutual agreement. We're going to remain friends and we want no one to feel like they need to pick sides.

Peter, there's an entire section of tumblr devoted to your butt.

[ Jaina ]

Oh my god, turn your brain off I'm trying to teach children.

JAINA

Are you alright?

Perks of living with Peter Hale: there are always the classiest cheeses available for homemade pizza.

[ TWD ]

So. Jaina says she thinks she can fix some of the trauma in my brain.

You think you're graceful, until you have to dance as your dad.

Sorry dad, but not really. It's addicting and making me homesick for all those wild nights on Cloud City.

Okay, all right, I'm definitely not used to being on the receiving end of this whole 'Welcome to Hawaii' thing. I've been in Hawaii! I grew up here! Portal, I thought you and I were bros. This is not okay! Cassandra McCall-Hale, by the way, and because that's terrible, just Cass. Just Cass. Cassie if you're cute.

Also, 2015? Please don't take this the wrong way but your internet is really freaking slow.

I will be filling out the rest of my resolution list with things from here. So far, the additions include: put shopping carts back in their designated spots, "enhance" my resume with a "based on a true story" approach, knit a full outfit, and love others as much as Kanye loves himself.

Who: Ezra Greenberg & Jaina Solo
When: Jan 1st, someetimeee in the afternoon?
Where: Jaina’s training gym.
What: A whole lotta UST and a little RST and dorks being dorks.
Rating: PG.

( ’I learned from the best how to give meaningful and cocky advice’ )

Really, Scottie? Magical time portal and alternate world and you didn't think to ask permission? You're grounded.

[OOC: Genderswap world Melissa McCall - Marcus Delgado! Details here, biggest thing to note is that he's a werewolf and the TW crew should know it!]

You know, it just struck me that this is the longest we've stayed in one place in two years. There's something really great about that.

I do miss the gnomes, though.

Merry happy Christmas break to me!

Time to be lazy. No more sewing sequins or grading crayon art. This is my moment.