Not to alarm anyone, but I accidentally burned down my apartment. I'm alright! But I'm definitely not getting my security deposit back and this is why you don't bake and watch Netflix at the same time.
So one of my fellow protesters was sharing how she had to leave the island to go back to the mainland today, and that she'd need someone to adopt her puppy because she couldn't take her with her. So I, being me, offered to do so.