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[ FILTERED TO BONNIE BENNETT ]
Do you think you want to start telling people yet?

[ FILTERED TO FAMILY & CLOSE FRIENDS ]

You know, it just struck me that this is the longest we've stayed in one place in two years. There's something really great about that.

I do miss the gnomes, though.

Alright, who should I expect for Christmas Eve dinner? I need to know to figure out how many I'm cooking for.

[ooc; Bella had a PB change! Handwave it, please!]

[ away from peter and melissa ]

I apologize in advance -- the gnome takeover is going to gradually get more and more ridiculous as the days lead up to Christmas. I don't know how they'll react, but Peter's already destroyed a television.

[ peter and melissa ]

Peter, I need a favor. We had a Santa scheduled to come in Friday before the kids leave for break, but he broke his coccyx. I need you to be his replacement.

[ away from peter and melissa ]

Fuck everything.

Anyone have any incredibly entertaining ideas or plans that I can join in on today? I need to get out of this house for a bit into something interesting, or I'll just keep collecting gnomes. I don't want to be known just for weird statue-related interests.

[ filtered away from peter and melissa ]

I'm looking for statues, all shapes and sizes. Cats, garden gnomes, etc. The weirder the better. Anyone have anything to offer or any ideas on where to look? Or, better yet, anyone want to go thrifting with me?



And a witch! I need one of those as well, eventually.

David, your daughter is a menace.

( aww, the baby joke is a year old now :D )

Jake, this is mostly your fault, because I know Ryan's a good uncle and role model.

[ ooc: @ ]

Do you ever get the feeling something bad's happened when a person in your life that you know is prone to getting into trouble doesn't check in with you for awhile? And that it's probably their fault?

STEFAN. Check in now.

Really, Zenner? It wasn't enough that you sent me to a brightly lit island, but you didn't even have the decency to send my bunny army with me?

My first thoughts were "What the hell?"

But now I see that post, Leah. This is your fault.

[ooc: AU Rachel Black from Twilight who became a wolf instead of Paul's imprint ]

Can you answer some of these, Bella?



[Filtered to adult Bonnie Bennetts]

We have three options you can agree to in exchange for us signing off on canceling the show.

[Text message to Bella Swan (Black)]

» Going to Europe.
» Will send you carcasses from overseas, the fancy kind.
» Kidding.
» Probably.

Sorry, Edward, but it's true.

[ FILTERED TO ALICE CULLEN ]
I need you to sit on Church for the rest of his life.

[ FILTERED TO LEONARD CHURCH ]
YOU DUMBASS.

( text messages to stefan salvatore )

Jacob.

I need this.

Finally watched the last Twilight movie. Bella, love, I'm glad you have more than one facial expression. I have no idea why they mostly insist on casting such odd looking people for us. Lee Pace could get it though. I'd take that man any day of the week.

What's the Vampire Diaries?

jake, i can't believe you stripped off in front of my dad like that. dad, was going on in your head during that anyway?

wine is fun :D

I woke up today and thought 'Nessie you are awesome someone should buy you a present.' Who wants to shower me with gifts? Dad, Mom, Grandpa, Uncle Ryan Seacrest, Jake - you're already all signed up.