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Starfleet is under zombie attack. I repeat, Starfleet is under zombie attack. We've managed to barricade them from getting inside the buildings, but the numbers outside are growing to horde level.

We could use some help, superhero types.

Well, that didn't last very long.

Portal, send me Raven. Not because she's better at building stuff than me, she's not, but because I need her to scare the shit out of mini me so he'll leave my projects alone.

JAKE. TAKE YOUR JONES AWAY FROM ME.

Stone, quit letting your friend drink. He's a lightweight and it's embarrassing. He's finally slept off his hangover, so collect him off my couch.

Sulu, you don't pay me enough for this.

Oh come on! I'm suppose to be on Mars right now! 2015? We didn't even have spaceships yet.

MUMMY FAMILY + LIBRARIANS + LEVERAGE FAM:

I was offered a position as lead on a site in Nepal. Pompeii has been mostly clean-up for the last few weeks and I'm... tempted? They specified that they need someone of my "considerable talents" (their words! Though, obviously, I agree), which likely means it's to be dangerous or they're scared of something.

I don't speak very good Nepali, however, so we'd need a translator. Nepal is one of the few countries where polyandry is leg They've offered to put me and my "team" up in a very nice little farm house, likely due to the dangerous aspect.

As usual, I welcome all pros and cons, arguments or praises of my abilities.

What the fuck? Tell me HPD is lying to me about skydiving into another portal?

[ooc; PH!Ezekiel!]