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Jan. 20th, 2016


[info]phasingout

They'll close the portal, they said. Wouldn't have to worry about its tricks.



I'm too hungover to deal with this swim again.

Jan. 18th, 2016


[info]fuckspace

"It'll be fun!" They said. "We already tested it!" They said. Yeah, well good job on tripping and breaking your ankle getting out of your podracer. Idiot.

I say I get to charge idiot tax for my services.

Jan. 2nd, 2016


[info]fuckspace

Stone, quit letting your friend drink. He's a lightweight and it's embarrassing. He's finally slept off his hangover, so collect him off my couch.

Sulu, you don't pay me enough for this.

Dec. 15th, 2015


[info]becausemagic

Oh come on! I'm suppose to be on Mars right now! 2015? We didn't even have spaceships yet.

Dec. 28th, 2014


[info]fauxllace

I can't unsee this.

Nov. 29th, 2014


[info]teenbitch

I need a Christmas tree, thousands of string lights, five candy canes, and other miscellaneous items.

Who wants to hold my bags?

Oct. 9th, 2014


[info]fuckspace

I got a science nerds in my living room trying to build missiles. Jim. This is your problem now, I'm heading to the bar.

Rachel, you coming?

Sep. 12th, 2014


[info]fuckspace

text messages to jim kirk )

[info]teenbitch



New theme song!

Jun. 29th, 2014


[info]fauxllace

I might only be half American, but I'm pretty sure July 4th is my favourite holiday with an entire evening dedicated to the rocket's red glare and bombs bursting in air.

May. 24th, 2014


[info]teenbitch

Shitty waitress job is shitty, except for the food perks. I'm going to get so fat.

[ FILTERED TO ADAM CONANT ]
How ar-
Are yo-


So, what are you doing for money?

Apr. 11th, 2014


[info]onboard

I spent the last five years being very good about not nuking the Portal when it made me mad, and it repays my good behaviour by sending me in the past without my missiles or PADD.

Sulu? Steve? I'm stealing your merlot if you're here. By this point you owe me 567899876 glasses.

[ ooc; BP Future Carol Marcus here :)]

[info]teenbitch

What the fuck, Portal. I'm getting really sick of your shit. We were this close to kicking Cassie's family's ass.







Why's there a billion Captain Americas around and where are my friends?

[ooc; Future BP Faye who was sent back home, but then brought back!]

Mar. 30th, 2014


[info]fauxllace

The first time I was transported to another world they told me no problem, this will be over soon and you'll be able to go on with your life as if nothing happened. This time I'm apparently stuck in 2014 without Star Fleet and all I really can say is fuck you very much, fate, for keeping me from the Academy in a world where the space program is a thing of the past - which blows my mind, really.

Dec. 30th, 2013


[info]bitchwolf

I have a Monday off for once and I have no idea what to do with myself. Recs?

Dec. 25th, 2013


[info]fuckspace

Alright, Portal, I don't ask you for anything, but you're going to have to give me more than Jim for company.

Jun. 15th, 2013


[info]fuckspace

That's it, I can't work like this anymore. Jim, find us a way home or get me a drink.

May. 31st, 2013


[info]fuckspace

Dammit, Jim, you're still not getting out of that physical.