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[ Filtered to Scottie M (younger) and Jackie ]
Remember how last summer I talked you two into going to a party with me? And then we wound up committing extremely-minor larceny? And then Scottie said "never again"? Let's do it again!
Okay, stay with me - a friend from the record store needs an ~intimate video~ off her ex-boyfriend's phone deleted. He's been threatening to make it public; he's a douche, blah blah. Anyway, he's throwing an anti-Valentines Day party next week and I told her I'd take care of it, not out of the goodness of my heart, but because this guy dared to (incorrectly) correct my pronunciation of arrière-pensée the last time I saw him and needs to be taken down a peg. I'd prefer to throw him off of the eighth floor fire-escape, but I'm going to guess Scottie will veto that. First thing we need to do is get the phone - I'll take care of that. Second thing we need to do is distract him so he's not looking for his phone - Jackie? Third thing we need to do is delete the video and make sure he hasn't uploaded it to his cloud thing. Scottie? You're better with modern tech crap than I am.
She's a good friend and she's let me borrow her family's vacation cabin a few times. Pleeeease? I'm going to do it anyway so you might as well make sure I do it right.
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Hales - there's chili in the slowcooker. If you lift the lid for a taste before I tell you you can so help me God I will destroy you.
Remember how last summer I talked you two into going to a party with me? And then we wound up committing extremely-minor larceny? And then Scottie said "never again"? Let's do it again!
Okay, stay with me - a friend from the record store needs an ~intimate video~ off her ex-boyfriend's phone deleted. He's been threatening to make it public; he's a douche, blah blah. Anyway, he's throwing an anti-Valentines Day party next week and I told her I'd take care of it, not out of the goodness of my heart, but because this guy dared to (incorrectly) correct my pronunciation of arrière-pensée the last time I saw him and needs to be taken down a peg. I'd prefer to throw him off of the eighth floor fire-escape, but I'm going to guess Scottie will veto that. First thing we need to do is get the phone - I'll take care of that. Second thing we need to do is distract him so he's not looking for his phone - Jackie? Third thing we need to do is delete the video and make sure he hasn't uploaded it to his cloud thing. Scottie? You're better with modern tech crap than I am.
She's a good friend and she's let me borrow her family's vacation cabin a few times. Pleeeease? I'm going to do it anyway so you might as well make sure I do it right.
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Hales - there's chili in the slowcooker. If you lift the lid for a taste before I tell you you can so help me God I will destroy you.