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I'm so sick of portals.

Papa? They said my other parents aren't her- Henry?

[ ooc; Same AU as Remy Mills & coma!Henry Mills! ]

You're looking at the newest member of Zeta Tau Alpha. This is Beth, btw.



I was never even in a sorority when I did get my degree.

FILTERED TO NYPDSD:

Two deaths on NYU campus, they're very ... cultist. There's openings for a professor and a TA, I've already started the paperwork on getting Lincoln in as a guidance counselor (you're welcome).

If I don't get my sons, husband, and our wife back right now, I'm going to do more than turn people into frogs.

[ooc; OT3!Regina from this AU.]

FILTERED TO BP HPD & NYPD BRANCHES:

I've got a case that requires probably about two weeks of undercover. Limited outside contact with BP people, we've got some locked down communication devices that can't be tracked or hacked but if this goes well, I'll we'll be watched. I require a male, because you'll have to pretend to be married to me and lesbian isn't part of the profile. (Linc, you're out. Not sorry.) Roman? FBI!Danny?

If you're interested, let me know and we'll set up a debrief and I'll let Stilinski vet you. She's really good at it.

FILTERED TO MINI JEFFERSON & REGINA:

Starting next week I'll be undercover, so limited contact only. It's pretty run of the mill (see what I did there?) for me, so I just wanted to let you guys know. If it goes along the timeline I've got planned, it should be about two weeks, maybe a little less if he moves up his timetabl.

FYI, immediate family (you know who you are) are requested for birthday dinner for both the 36 year old and the 2 year old on Wednesday. Because we're not insane, I'm doing private home catering - so if you have any special requests, speak up now!

Everybody is invited to Chuck E Cheese on Sunday, 1pm - whenever. There's gonna be pizza and whatever.

Hot people, 21+, are invited to Iron Horse NYC, Saturday night. You get bonus points if you're single and want to hit on my oldest son, so. Get on that.

[OOC: immediate family would be people like Grace, Older!Stucky and kids, Jamie/Lilly/Jake, older!OUAT crew, mini!OUAT crew, Thorin, etc. If your character is close to them, they're invited. :P]

FILTERED TO MOM!REGINA:

Soooo, magic.

Seriously, 2015? The portal couldn't have picked a good year? Like 2040? I enjoyed that year. AND I existed in it.

Since I know if any of my brothers are here, they fucked around enough for all of us: Mills and Jefferson's report. Emmas and extended can chime in too after they're done gaping at me. Yes, I'm awesome. Yes, you're all young and... whatever. I'm sure the word precious has been thrown around.

Call me Beth, full name is reserved for when I sneak through my bedroom window late or steal mom's good wine.

[OOC: Mini!Jefferson and Regina's kid!]

Unless you are dying or the one in charge of taking care of our kid - or are our kid - don't even think about texting us in the next four days.

I mean, chances are low we'll reply anyway. Mostly because we'll be too busy having sex here to reply. Feel free to be jealous, etc etc. We'll just mock your replies while sipping mimosas naked.

[OOC: Impromptu vacation, so if you want to volunteer your character as toddler!babysitter for the long weekend, feel free! First come, first serve. :P]

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I've opened an Etsy shop for my herbs and teas! If you're interested in anything, let me know. I specialize in medicinal teas and treatments, such as those for headaches and nausea, but I did a little work alongside a midwife before I got pulled through again so I have a lot of experience with those for morning sickness, etc.

There'll also be some vegan recipes as well, because who doesn't need more vegan recipes?

[ next gen kids ]

'Garden Party' this weekend (iykwim~)! Friday night into Saturday morning. Bring snacks and things to camp with, we're sleeping under the stars. Snitches get stitches.

Sooooo I lost my job again. I don't think waitressing is for me, I think the customer is usually stupid, not right.

Oh God, oh God, oh God Quick question - how do you turn someone back from being a frog? Note that I will not be kissing them.

And more snow is expected. Someone tell the weather to quit it because I can't handle being a human popsicle any longer. And we need a better heater, guys, this one is on its last legs. I can kick in $100 for a good one.

[ FILTERED TO HER JEFFERSON ]
I was offered a job at the If Only Farm Equestrian Center in Freeville. They want me to give private lessons on the weekends once the weather stops acting up. I thinking about taking it as part-time work in addition to the shop.

Am I late for the "let's shock our parents" routine? Because I'm not sure Should we really What if they don't want to ado Might make for a fun guessing game, anyway. Hey Blackpoint.

[Filtered to Neverland Robin Hood]

I I'm not certain how to I need a drink Hello.


[Filtered to teen Regina]

Hello.


[Filtered to Neverland Henry Mills]

I've already gotten you a ridiculous amount of presents, so you'll need to possibly bring a truck with you.

The four foot tall horse head weirdo from last year is back and now he wants a life size flamingo hat this year. In ten days.

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

FILTERED TO REGINA MILLS (ALL):

Wasn't sure which one would be the best for this, so if you'd rather ignore it, by all means.

But I require your assistance with something magic related, and I'm quite aware it means I will owe you.

FILTERED TO SCOTT MCCALL (RTW):

Oy, lad. Looking to earn a bit of extra coin next week?

It appears Jefferson is dumb enough to let me make an honest man of him.

FILTERED AWAY FROM HIS JEFFERSON:

I require the services of a jeweler that has the ability to work with steel, rather than gold. As it's something that needs to be forged from another item, the internet has been less than helpful, and I hoped with our wide range of refugee skills, someone might be available for hire.

My goodness, we sort of fell off the earth in this last week.

Thank you again to those who came last weekend. It was a very lovely day made lovelier because of all of you.