To all the new arrivals - hello, sweeties. I'm Dr. Pamela Isley, and I work in research and botany for the botanical gardens out of Honolulu. If you happen to notice a blonde, irrepressibly cheerful clown in your midst, send her my way, will you, and keep heavy objects out of her hands?
I'm not one for New Year's resolutions -
I go by the natural clock, not one dreamed up by some sixteenth century pope. It's hard to avoid the optimism that goes hand in hand with the holiday, though, so I thought I'd write down my hopes for 2015:
- I wish Astrid would flower; I'd dearly like to see it.
- I'd like my public interaction component of my job back, even if the vast majority of the public are simpering morons without the slightest bit of common sense or decency.
- A bigger greenhouse for my apartment would be a good project.
- My above-mentioned clown friend.
- Greater production and customer retention for the green industry.
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THIS MAN'S HEAD ON A PLATTER World peace.