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Nov. 14th, 2013

[info]every1lovesdani

I suppose I should be used to weird, after growing up in Beacon Hills.

[info]motherfingghost

What the hell, portal? Slow the fuck down with the wizards and werewolves, Jesus fucking Christ. They can populate their own damn city at this point.

Oct. 29th, 2013


[info]motherfingghost

Out of the basement, motherfuckers. Sheila get on something hot we're going out tonight. Caboose, you too.

Oct. 9th, 2013


[info]motherfingghost

I broke my fucking phone because super strength is a bitch. I'll need numbers again and shit.

0 out of 3 Caboose kills so far, it's a record!




Also btw I'm a vampire.

Oct. 4th, 2013


[info]motherfingghost

[Filtered to Sheila and Caboose]

We need to talk about a life change I'll be making soon.




[Filtered to Alice Cullen]

Hey, I need a favor.

Sep. 25th, 2013


[info]sparklemotions

When going to Canadian strip clubs, it is not okay to throw the $2 coins at the strippers.

Lesson learned.

Sep. 13th, 2013


[info]sparklemotions

Church, your face is a con man on Sons of Anarchy. How come I'm only just finding this out?

Aug. 11th, 2013


[info]motherfingghost

Texts to Edward Cullen )

Jul. 28th, 2013


[info]chosetolive



Sorry, Edward, but it's true.

Jul. 23rd, 2013


[info]motherfingghost

We're back.

Topic tonight on the show: WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE ROYAL BABY?


Filter to Edward Cullen

I missed Fuck it

Jul. 15th, 2013


[info]wasatank

My stupid body burns easily in the sun. I hate Mexico.

Jul. 8th, 2013


[info]motherfingghost

I think there's literally more fucking alcohol in my blood right now than water.

Hey Sheila, pack a bag. We're going on a trip.



[Filtered to Bonnie Bennett]

What the fuck do you even say I need more booze

I'm not sorry it happened, but I am sorry it fucked with you.

Jul. 7th, 2013


[info]sparklemotions

text messages to leonard church )

Jul. 6th, 2013


[info]motherfingghost

[Filtered to Edward Cullen]

If you are outside my fucking house, I'm going to lose it.

[info]chosetolive

[ FILTERED TO ALICE CULLEN ]
I need you to sit on Church for the rest of his life.

[ FILTERED TO LEONARD CHURCH ]
YOU DUMBASS.

Jul. 3rd, 2013


[info]wasatank

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I WANT ONE!!! )

Jun. 30th, 2013


[info]motherfingghost

fucking show

fucking fans

toast!

Jun. 12th, 2013


[info]sparklemotions

CHURCH.

We are reading 50 Shades on your radio show.

Jun. 6th, 2013


[info]sparkydenali

The night is calling my name, who wants to go out?

May. 1st, 2013


[info]sparklemotions

I wish people would stop asking me to bite them.

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