Oh my GOD Hawaiin portal, why are you ~obsessed with me? I said NO when you dragged me here before. I was happy in New York. You are such a sassy bitch, Hawaii. I suppose I can find a corner in my heart for you. Since you look all pretty and less hurricaney than the last time I saw you.
You better have friends for me this time, though.
Al Spinnet here, learning the hard way that surnames are Important.