The portal might be unpredictable, but it certainly has a theme. The HPD told me it's 2014 now. Has anyone been able to map the portal's behaviour yet, or at least solve some of its mysteries?
Although, even as I write that, I'm sure the portal would just suck that person up and spit them out at another time. Merlin forbid somebody solve the riddle.
Potter-Weasley clan! My father has graciously decided to host Thanksgiving over at his house. So bring the babies, spouses, boyfriends and girlfriends, so we can make him regret this.
I remember reading about alternate realities once, but I never fathomed that I'd be dropped in the Pacific Ocean years in the future, told I was fictional, and given my own mobile all before my first cup of tea. That seems more like something that would happen to Harry or Ron, but, if I'm being honest, one of them would probably forget something important and I'd have to follow them through anyway.
A bloke could get used to this. All I need now is one of those shirts - the louder the better - and a drink with an umbrella in it. And some food; I require lots of that.
Well, portal, you sure know how to keep us on our toes. I thought I'd gotten used to you, but you just keep on surprising me! Would've been nice if the return to 2013 had discounted me 13 years, too, and maybe given my boss some indication that I, you know, worked there.
Bloody hell. Sod it.
Once more: hello beautiful strangers, I'm Lily Potter. Roll call?