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I wish I could say I'm surprised at magic gone so horribly wrong in the hands of Mundanes, but I'm not

This isn't the first time I have started anew, and I suppose Hawaii is not a terrible place to spend an evening.

Hello, my name is Snow White, and no I am not the woman I've seen on the TV ads since arriving.

This is a ridiculous spell and I demand a more fitting puppet.

Also, my son.

Ahaha, people are so weird. Pinocchio tattoos are hilarious and kind of offensive, okay. The nose thing totally isn't true anyway, and getting a puppet face with a growing "nose" at dick level is not even all that clever.


But it's pretty funny, ngl.

Dropping me in the ocean was a nice touch. Who's in charge of this spell-gone-FUBAR, anyway? I'm not used to having the Mundanes in the sheriff's department in on the joke.

Name's Bigby Wolf. Bee works if you're not an ass. Wolf works if you are.



[ooc - Female!Bigby Wolf from DC/Vertigo's Fables series! More info here]