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Sep. 19th, 2012


[info]fear_incarnate

[public]

A new leather chair. A mahogany desk.

Who says life in Arkham can't be enjoyable?

[info]abettercriminal

[Public]

As Jonah K.

I think my cat might be psychic.


Today she successfully predicted all my craps bets.

Sep. 17th, 2012

[info]sonofthenorth

[Locked to Lin A]

[Because he doesn't work tomorrow and maybe he's had a bottle of wine and also why not.]

Lin. Does this picture make me look fat?

Or is it more the fact that I am trying to consume a small infant that makes me look fat?




Serious inquiries only, please.

Sep. 16th, 2012


[info]riddlethem

[Public]
I'm in a good mood, so here's an easy one.

Riddle me this, I am too much for one, enough for two, but nothing to three. What am I?

[info]original_snake

So, the other night, I was quite the arse, and I said a lot of things that I really didn't mean to someone who didn't deserve it, and it was public. For that I am sorry for those subject to that tirade of epic proportions. It will not happen again, and life seems sorted. Don't judge too harshly. I have more than enough to make up for.

Thus ends the public service announcement.

(ooc: second O in too corrected for Lin, the grammar Nazi. :D)

Sep. 15th, 2012


[info]pesadilla

phone call to Aubrey R. from an unknown number

[Lin is in a colleague's lab, a box of books balanced on the counter in front of him. Slightly hungover though he is, he decides he's going to do this. He picks up the phone, looks at it, then proceeds to dial Aubrey's cell number. He waits on the line as it rings.]

[info]snowscar

Text message to Lin A.

Honestly, boys! Is movie night even an option now, or are things moving along just smoothly for the two of you finally?

And I was ready to break out the kendo stick.

[info]pesadilla

text to Aubrey R.

For the record, I'm not giving you $1,000.

Sep. 14th, 2012


[info]original_snake

I need a drink, or one of those clubs with lots of drinks, or maybe a card table with loads of free drinks for people with money to burn, or strip billiards. If its good for one royal, why not?

Who's up for that?

Sep. 13th, 2012


[info]riddlethem

[Public]

Someone should like...give classes on how to keep your control your other half.

[info]sonofthenorth

[public]

[As Aubrey R.]

I swear to god, if I have to give one more interview about this bullshit with Prince Harry playing strip billiards at our hotel, I am going to strangle someone. He's twenty-seven and he's got money falling out of his ass. Exactly what else would they expect him to do in this town, of all places?


[Theo W.]

Haven't seen you around too much lately, boss. Enjoying getting some regular action?


[info]pesadilla

public, as Lin A.

Potentially NSFW image behind this cut )

A new kind of mushroom has been discovered in a village in China, outside of the city of Xi'an. I don't know about the rest of you, but I for one am quite aroused by this news.

Sep. 12th, 2012


[info]trickarrow

[public]

Should I be impressed that I taught Max how to bring me a beer?

[info]sorefootking

I guess if I'm going to keep reading this thing, I should commit and write something myself. Still don't entirely believe any of you are real. Then I don't know shit about Harry Potter or comic books. People have strokes and develop a different accent or can speak a language they never studied. Maybe you can get hit in the head and wake up a dissociative nerd...

Any tips on shutting the voice up? Mine is [pause] opinionated. And more into dragons than a high schooler who started his own metal band... It's getting embarrassing.

-E.F.

Sep. 9th, 2012


[info]author

[public]

So, thoughts on professional counseling. Beneficial or a waste of money.

Sep. 8th, 2012


[info]pesadilla

Text to Andrew P

I have a bone to pick with you, sir.

Sep. 6th, 2012


[info]original_snake

Delivery for Lin A at the Desert Research Institute

Special Delivery )

Sep. 3rd, 2012


[info]original_snake

It's always a pleasure to hear from my family, who are wondering what I could be thinking when inquiring about a potential purchase. Obviously there are some eyes out there that I didn't consider. Luckily, I don't think they are planning to visit. I do have a few places in mind, not that I haven't enjoyed the Wynn. There is a lot to be said for the masseuse that comes daily. She is rather brilliant.

[info]pesadilla

Text to Aubrey R.

Hey, Dad - can I trade you for A Storm of Swords now? Do I still have to promise not to harrass your boyfriend? I hope you enjoy A Clash of Kings the next time you read it. I left you some notes.

Sep. 2nd, 2012


[info]abettercriminal

What's red and bad for your teeth?






A brick!




[Red Hood]

Where'd ya go? You almost had me in the Narrows. No fun.

[Harley Q]

How is she?

[Riddler]

I enjoyed that. We should have playdates more often. [...] The boy wants to know if the girl is alright. Why am I even

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