Doors

[Public]

My childhood memories of curling up with a Harry Potter novel are forever tainted.

Pro tip: Calling a woman a whore, whether she is one or not, is a good way to get yourself slapped. If you don't get slapped immediately, she's just waiting for your guard to slip so she can make it hurt more.

[Public, as Diana P]

I am told many of my allies are here, and I may greet them in this way. I am Diana of Themyscira.

[Locked to Bruce]

How are they doing?

[Locked to Dinah]

Ollie's going to be out.

[locked to harley q., jason t., selina k.]

Is everyone still in one piece?

[locked to bruce w.]

Sorry I freaked out on you that night. It's been a really hard month.

[public.]

Favorite ways to cheer yourself up. And go.

[Locked to Hal J]

[After the fight]

I'm just passing along the message to you that Oliver isn't going to be around for a while.

[Locked to Gray d L]

I'm going to have to take a raincheck on dinner.

[After this of course.]

Dumbass.

[Locked to Bruce W]

I need to speak with you. Immediately.

[Locked to Hal J]

You're not going to be happy with me.

[batfam++]

[His comm clicks to life later in the day, but every word is voice transcribed for those who might not have had their comms on/for future reference. Brusque and clipped, as always, and with no preamble.]

I appreciate your patience. We're not quite ready to move on Arkham yet, but the time is drawing close. Those in the prison are currently clearing routes for us in Wonder City, which means we'll be going in and out from underground. That gives us the element of surprise until we come above ground and that means we'll have to move quickly.

I have schematics of the prison, as well as satellite images that give us a look inside. Study them. Know them. Learn where the guards are and when, how often they rotate, and how close they are to where we'll be entering from. I've indicated as such. Everything is on the computer in the Cave, and I've sent pertinent information to you all as well.

[Pause, and the echo of footsteps as he paces.] I'm still waiting to hear from the ones inside as to what their coordinates will be, so I'll update you when that happens. There are five we need to get out: Edward Nigma, Harley Quinn, Oliver Queen, Jason Todd, and [the briefest of pauses here] Selina Kyle. No one gets left behind, so we'll need to keep them together. Expect pursuit. Splitting up once we've all reached safety may be our best course of action, as they--and us--will need to lay low afterward and it's unwise to keep everyone in the same location.

I'll need some of you to stay with the prisoners. Most of you, in fact. Getting them out safely is the priority. The guards won't simply stand by and watch, however, so I'll need one or two of you with me to act as distractions. Superpowers won't work either, meaning we'll need to rely on your own skills and technology instead.

[Another pause, but this one lasts. The line goes quiet, not dead. Expectant silence.]

[iris m.]

[After the above, and a lot of cursor blinking.] Hello, Iris.

Oh thank God I can get out of here finally and back to work. That was not okay

Ugh, seriously. So we have no power. Learn to deal with it, people. The cover of darkness is a lazy excuse to commit a crime. I think I've been working round the clock since yesterday, and there seems to be no end in sight.

[Public]

Anyone else currently stuck in the magic hotel? Want to help me scavenge for drinks?

[Locked to Batman]

Do we have a way in yet?

[Locked to Ollie]

Still okay in there?

[Locked to Dinah]
[During his conversation with Bats]

Wanna go play in a cave?

[Locked to Kal]
I pissed off your cousin.

I gotta ask though, why the hell hasn't anyone trained this girl?

[As "Iron Man"]

I'd like a key to the Bat's door.

[HEY PEOPLE CHI MEANT DC SORRY]

[Locked to Hal]

[after getting booked] I told you I was occupied last night.

[Locked to Dinah]

I assume you saw the news.

[locked to the batfam + hal, dinah & clark.]

I'm sure you've all seen the news. This is not the time to remain passive. We need to examine all possible options and formulate a plan. Preferably more than one, as a precaution.

[Public]
[After seeing the decorations on the satellite footage, and not knowing who is responsible. At first, just a bunch of Kryptonian symbols. Eventually, words appear.]

Why would you do this to me?

[Public]
[After getting booked. Very, very late at night.]

Home, sweet home. Do I get conjugal visits or what?

[Private to Harley Q.]

Hey, Harleen. Wanna start a gang with little old Riddler? Eddie needs some muscle with street wise and I've already got a couple guys who owe me.

[After this]

There's a giant bag of dicks ripping off the Justice League name.