Doors

Something bad is going to happen.

[...] Um, so, I've just learned there are BAD GUYS writing on these...well, whatever this is. Aren't there any police out there trying to stop them? We really can't go through doors just by blasting our way through, can we?

[as daniel c.]

You people are unbelievable.

You're in a situation that actually allows you to move from your boring as shit world into literal other universes, half of them probably with technology that hasn't been invented yet, with zero difficulty. There are endless fucking opportunities presented to you here. Incredible ones. Ones that at least 90% of the entire planet would give their metaphorical or not left nut to get their hands on. Whole other worlds. The people I work for would sell out the entire company just to get a taste of it.

And what are you doing with it?

Pissing and moaning and probably flirting with each other over these things and living your stupid pointless asinine lives and kicking your own asses so hard you actually refuse to go to a hospital because it'd be too embarrassing or some shit and all that jumps right to me which means I have to get this fixed myself, you dickhead and basically, anything that isn't running into that hotel and through those doors and locking them behind you like you should be.

I hope your fucking sun goes out.

what does it mean when a pretty little thing goes bye-bye, and nobody even cares?

So, hi again! I read, or I think I read, that some of you can go through to another world. That's pretty cool! Does anyone want to visit my world? Or let me visit theirs?

[Phone Call: Nico R/Leo G]

Ring Ring

[Public, anonymously]

The fuck is this?

Someone's gone missing.

Okay, you can blame the next line of questions on the fact that I've been up for nearly 48 hours, but...

So these Alters we've got with us. Sometimes they change, right? Any chance on changing them back? Or exchanging one for a less malevolent model?

So, hi, everyone! This is actually kind of cool. I'm Goku! Not sure what else I should write, but hi!

[writing is kind of scratchy, not written very clearly]