Doors

So about how long do y'all spend through the door? How y'all manage jobs and life things with someone else's life going on?

Vodka is evil.

Little creatures stirring, and wicked beasts a'luring.
How tainted has the world been in my absence?
Sharpened fangs are sure to leave the children wanting.
I shan't disappoint them.

[After judicious reading first]

Wish they were giving away free books this nice back when I needed em. It's real fancy but I don't know how much use it'll be if you can't even order pizza from em.

[Locked: Adam W]
I have a job! Also, can we please start talking again? I miss you :(

[Locked: January F]
EEEEEEEEE!!!

[As Emma S.]

I'm in the middle of a magic forest in a freaking fairytale. I have no signal, but I see people updating. What the hell is going on?

[After a few minutes]

If anyone on here is in Storybrooke, please tell Henry I'm coming.

[Locked to March H]

I was wondering how you've been doing.

[Locked to January F]

My apologies for the silence.

[Locked to Sunny W]

How have you been, Sunny?

[Delivery to Winnie O]

[A bouquet of flowers, with a simple note attached reading 'Yours, October' in Toby's narrow handwriting.]

[Public]

I think I've stumbled upon my old town. Which has been I need to get back to the

[Public because it doesn't cross his mind that this could be potentially embarrassing and/or unwanted.]

Toby! I know you didn't see, since you don't have a Facebook, but David posted a picture of us from your graduation and I thought you might want to see it! I couldn't get it to work in a text, so it's here for you. :) I think it came out very nice.

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[Public]

Anyone who is need of psychiatric assistance, free of charge, is welcome to contact me. I understand with everything that this place is capable of, sometimes having someone to go to for assistance can be useful. I can guarantee privacy in all matters. Thank you.

[Call to Winnie O]

Ring!

Boy oh boy, journalwebs, do I have news for you. I could tell you right away, but in the great tradition of people loving to make others wait, I'll provide a little background information instead of getting right to it.

As I've mentioned (and some of you have met) before, I have a very tall, very strong wolfman sharing my headspace with me. You know, the artist formerly known as the big bad wolf (I said formerly, crazy woman). The one the residents of Fabletown call their Sheriff. Bigby Wolf. Awesome guy, if a little grumpy at first.

Anyway, apart from having amazing comic books to their names, Bigby and the residents of Fabletown have more awesomeness coming their way. What's that, you ask? A FREAKING VIDEO GAME. Yes, I ran around screaming for five minutes when I read (sorry, Jan). Yes, I keysmashed excessively at everyone I'm friends with on chat. But now I'm calm, and can share the news with the rest of you. It's going to be the absolute best, I'll actually make Bigby stick around when I play (he disappears when I read the comic book because he doesn't want to know), and the rest of you can read about it right here: [A handwritten url]

DC & Marvel: is this how awesome as it feels every time you get something new?

I might be disappearing for a week or so. I need to get out of this town for a few days. Just giving you a heads up should I not respond immediately.

[As the Huntsman]

She's back.

[After his conversation with March.]

I don't know if you remember me, but I'm Toby's brother. I know this is maybe a little rude of me, but I'm unsure of what else to do - do you think I could ask you for a favor?

[Locked to January F]
We got to do something about Tobe, Jan, assuming you're still talking to me after I went all kinds of insane.

[Locked to March H]

You're okay, right?

[Locked to Jan F]

Sorry about everything.

[Locked to Sam A]

Contacting you, as promised.

[Locked to Sunny W]

So, on a scale from 1-10, how bad was it for you?

[As October F]

I'm quite ready for things to go back to normal.

This is absolutely unacceptable. Do the men ever stop staring?


[Locked to Rose Red]

Please tell me that you're around.

[Locked to Hook]

Can Where [Nothing sent.]

[Calendar Lock]

Check in and let me know that you're both safe.

[Locked to Winnie O]

Did the crazy bite you too?

[Locked to Aiden S]

Any chance you can reassure me that this might be a bad dream?

[Public]

I'm guessing this is a widespread issue, isn't it?

[Posted from Casey D]

Where's the candy cane forest? I can turn into a chipmunk who wears a cape.

More to come on this developing story later.