Things that are shitty:
-Breaking a heel on your best shoes
-Twisting your fucking ankle because of the stupid shoes
-The one decent person up and quitting where you work
-Your asshole roommate not paying his part of the gas bill so your shower is like ice
-Getting this piece of shit book and the headcase that goes with it
-Yeah, go ahead and count that one twice
Is this thing good for giving me some good news? I fucking need it today.