Doors

[Shortly after this, a blonde girl in red, white and gold is reported as flying through the barricade on on the east side of Gotham. The men at the barricade shoot at her, and a plane tries to take her down, but none of them are effective. When the aircraft tries to pursue her, she throws it into the Bay, which makes for a very unhappy Bane, who turns his attention toward Wayne Manor for retribution.]

Any cures for grumpy old men?

[Aubrey R]

So, what do you think about a dinner show?

[Liam R]

Hey. We don't know one another but [...] just tell him the truth my guy knows your guy.

[Locked to Norman O]
Mr. Osborn? I have a proposal, if you have a moment.

[Locked to Mary Jane W]
I can't believe I'm asking Is white tacky?

[Comm: Max Main. As she picks up.]

You're quitting with Corvus. [Flat disbelief. Faint, television sounds in the background.]

I've never quite understood some of the phrases that you humans use. Such as 'pain in the ass'. Is the person literally being a pain in your ass? Perhaps kicking it, or even biting it? No? Then might it be simpler and easy to understand if you said precisely how you feel instead of using these complicated turns of phrase?

This is why I believe you humans have problems communicating. If you spoke more literally, there would be less confusion, and perhaps, less problems.

In other news, can anyone explain to me why the birds are angry? And why the pigs are taking their homes? I do not understand this game.

So I've never thought about using this for something like this before now, but if anyone's feeling generous or curious, I'm willing to write up some fanfiction. It could be from any fandom, really, or even the other person that you share a head with. It wouldn't really be fanfiction, but hey, if you want me to write stories about the Vegas people, I'm game for that. I'm willing to negotiate the price for each piece!

[Private to Kitane Zmaj]

Kitane! I want to do something. Maybe another party? I feel like doing something fun! Goku wants to go help people, but I don't know if he can.

Was that house really your brother's house? I didn't know that you had a brother!

[When Neil doesn't show for a few hours, she guiltily drags Joey out of Aria. Later, once she's at the shop, packing away that hit and grabbing some of her stuff.]

[Locked to Neil D]
Yeah, so I didn't mean to impose or whatever
[Not posted.]

[Locked to Joey A]
Hey, baby. I found us a shithole, if you don't mind saying goodbye to that motel.

[Locked to Louis D]
Hey, Lou.