Doors

[Cory has a little boy's schoolyard script.]

The book talks?

[The comment is made at a large, internet Phantom of the Opera fansite forum, specifically in a subforum for Phantom fanfic. It's a reply to a particularly graphic fic, one written in first person where Erik and Raoul end up in bed together during the course of the movie.]

[Screenname: Lot666]
It's totally bogus to believe Erik would do Raoul, or that Raoul would do Erik. Meg had nice tits, and they'd both probably do her, but not each other. Seriously, what movie did you see? Ok, so I get sexual tension as much as anyone, but they didn't have any. Maybe the hate sex would be awesome, but Erik's more likely to bang Momma Giry. Don't get me wrong, it's no big that you conveniently killed Christine in the first paragraph, but how about some realism?

Also, Erik telling Raoul he's beautiful is a total joke. He hates his pretty face.