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I finally found an after school job, and while working at the Kama‘aina Pet Hospital isn't as cool as working on a pirate ship or on a special supernatural task force it'll help keep me out of trouble and help Mom pay for groceries. I wasn't really aware of how much one werewolf ate until I saw what the grocery bill for multiple of them look like.

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You would think by now I'd have this figured out How do you know when you're trying to help someone that you're actually doing more harm than good?

Hey there. I know I've talked with some of you already, but I wanted to apologize for coming off a little curt the other day. It's been a real month.

Name's Jordan Parrish. I ordinarily don't look like this, but when I came through the portal made some refurbishments, I guess. Still trying to figure out where I stand in all this, but thanks for the hospitality and the explanations. Think I'm up to speed, now.

Oh, I talked to the other me, and I'm not a banshee, and I didn't grow up in Beacon Hills, either. So I guess our backstory's are pretty different. I still don't think I'm anyt If anyone needs any help cleaning up after the storm this weekend, let me know. I'd be glad to help out.

Nothing like starting off Saturday with an early morning drop into the ocean.

Out of curiosity, who holds the record for most portal ocean drops around here?

I am so not interested in starting school again. All of that graduation motivation I had at the end of the school year is completely gone. Feeling pretty betrayed by it, tbh.

Everyone ready for the storms?

[ allison ]

Soooo I'm not really all that excited about being here during a hurricane, not since the last big storm we were in was the one where we all almost got crushed in the root cellar.

[ FILTERED TO PARRISH & PAIGE RIVERA ]
Going to need you two to handle things for a few days. And mark the Fuller case as closed. Turns out, the case was supernatural and vampires are native to this world.

Home sweet home.

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We brought home plenty of kool-aid that we're willing to share, tonight. Our place.

We'll be making American food, at Allison's request. She (for some strange reason) missed mac and cheese.

Is there someone here who has been here awhile who can help me make a map of this part of the island? Only if you don't mind, of course. I can get one of the island itself from a tourist shop, but I want one with more specific places on it. Where people are living and where certain buildings are, that sort of thing.

Dear Portal*,

I'm starting to feel really under-appreciated here. I remember once upon a time I was your favorite, and now Scott's measuring me for a cheerleading skirt because I was kicked off first line.

♥,
Isaac "My legs look awesome in a skirt but better in spandex" Lahey



*Hey to all the new people! I'm really glad you're here.

As if I didn't already feel crazy enough.

Can someone tell me how to get back to Beacon Hills? Allison's alive Something really important just happened and I need to be there.

This is

But I was finally starting to blend in a little. Sort of. A little I mean, not really, but

Is this really Hawaii?

Scott, I found your heaven - apparently Croatia is the nudist capitol in the world. There's over 30 beaches for it.

I found one, in looking for a meditation spot. Meditating is currently on hold.

FILTERED TO POLICE-TYPES (5-0, private investigators, Sheriff Stilinski, Paige, Deputy Parrish, etc.):

I helped the Romanian police find Any need for someone that's particularly good at locating missing people that are on the edge of death? I have a knack and no desire to do what everyone else is.

For the record, I have permits for everything. It isn't my fault that your portal dropped me into the ocean and soaked them through.

Alex, why is your alternate universe mom so hot? This is like illegal levels of hot.

On that note, I woke up hungover on a beach this morning and I have no idea where I'm going to be living. But Mo- Da- Moms, if either one of you give me a shot, I promise to be a good tenant. I will do my own laundry (all three billion dresses that Lydia made me buy today) and the dishes and even cook most of the time. I'll get a job and everything too!

I'm unconvinced that you aren't responsible for this, Petra.

( Teen Wolf Spoilers )

Now this I didn't see coming.

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» Sorry I blew you off last week.

So. Not to be a grump or anything, especially since I totally put up with them yesterday, but like.

Must we shoot fireworks after the 4th is over, America? Is this going to be an all-week thing?