blackpoint - the au community

A hundred plus superpowered individuals and North Korea is still a giant pain in the ass?

Either this is the most ridiculous psychotic break in history or your priorities need work. Patch up your network security instead of wasting your time tracking me. Someone left a backdoor cracked.

[OOC: CA2 spoilers most likely! Sorry I forgot to add this earlier.]

Jane, I have finished our home.

I welcome all to join us on the beach to celebrate the completion of this labor this afternoon. There will be a feast fit for kings, of roasted pig and mead!

Any weapon makers here? Swords and bows - not hi-tech video game guns. We're classy ladies.

Alright, which one of you is going to babysit for us tomorrow night?

Well, you know what they say. You can take the kid out of Beacon Hills, but the crazy, weird, possibly (and most likely) evil shit will follow him.

I don't trust you, Hawaii. Stop trying to trick me with your sandy beaches and scantily clad women.

Okay it's official I need a real apartment. Also probably more clothes. And maybe a job that pays. I miss SHIELD. I can't believe I said that.

Army crawling, teething and climbing into anything and everything. We're in serious trouble.

( Cut, not filtered! )

Portal's been dropping people in like rain lately. I don't remember it being like this back when this was the right year for me, but I totally enjoy alternate universe mixups, what could have beens, and what could bes. I mean, Thor looks like Ronon Dex - and I can totally see it.

Anyway, welcome all new people. It's a wild ride.

Sooooo. Anyone want to join me on Kira's Morbid Tour of Ancient Hawaiian Sites 2014, or is it going to be a solo gig?

my everything hurts and that stripper stole my shoes and that motherfucker isn't even my size! i'm kneecapping that asshole when i find him someone make me pancakes tho ty.

[ FILTERED TO DARCY L, JANE FOSTER, STEFFIE ROGERS, OLDER EMMA SWAN, OLDER REGINA MILLS, & STILES STILINSKI PLUS THESE PEOPLE! ]
HEN NIGHT. You better be ready.

FILTERED TO CLOSE FRIENDS OF DARCY & JEFFERSON*:

Book your fights/mark your calendars/what have you for Saturday, January 11th, please and thanks. We decided against something bigger with all the people coming in lately, to save us all the headache of a list that keeps growing and growing. I know we've got a few lines drawn with this group as it is, so speak now if you can't stand putting up with each other for one day. :P And be prepared to have me do nothing but guilt you because we're all adults and we want you all there for our wedding. Got it?

Lake Placid Lodge, it's a couple hour drive from NYC, anyone coming in from out of state is welcome to stay with us beforehand. Regina the Younger, I'd still like your help on some stuff if you're willing.

+1s are allowed if you want to bring them!

[*Future BP OUAT Group, the young group of Jefferson, Regina, Emma and Killian. Older Bucky and Steve, Jack and Joseph, Jamie, Thor and Jane. I think that's it! :P]

DARCY they say you're here quick I need to give you a list you need to go pick up some equipment for me and then get here. I can't buy you plane tickets but we can figure something out, this portal is insane. Also I might need dry clothes. Forget the clothes, the list is more important.


EDIT: Hi this is public I'm Jane Foster.

[ TEXT MESSAGES TO THOR ]

» I haven't seen it, but I can only imagine the thunder was your doing and something happened in the movie
» So I'm coming over
» Your granddaughter is extremely worried, you know

TEXT MESSAGES TO THOR:

» Hey big guy.
» What's going on over there?

[OOC: Likely spoilers for Thor!]

This isn't the vacation time I was looking for.

[ooc: Steffie had a pb upgrade because I wanted more expressions, PRETEND IT WAS ALWAYS SO]


I'm making a list, it's called things not to say on your first date with Captain America:

Are those things real?

Ever had a threesome with Tony Stark?

Can you introduce me to Tony Stark?

Have you ever had sex with AU selves?

Why aren't you with your one true love (insert their OTP here)?

Once you became a chick, did you feel yourself up all the time?

Wow, you're even prettier than the posters I have on my wall. And the screensaver on my computer too!


And my personal favorite!

Have you ever broken a guy with your super strength in bed?


Match.com you have failed me. And blind dates. And meeting in social circles or interviews. I give up.

( Lincoln James Thor Lewis (yes we got carried away, don't judge). )

He's not really feeling the camera just yet, but mom and baby are doing well. They'll be home tomorrow. Send food. And energy drinks.

I love a good KABOOM in the morning.

Just so everyone is aware, my baby is the most interesting baby that's about to be new to the world.

JAMES.