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ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ (
chicana
) wrote in
blackpoint
,
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2013
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10
-
25
14:32:00
[ooc: Steffie had a pb upgrade because I wanted more expressions, PRETEND IT WAS ALWAYS SO]
I'm making a list, it's called things not to say on your first date with Captain America:
Are those things real?
Ever had a threesome with Tony Stark?
Can you introduce me to Tony Stark?
Have you ever had sex with AU selves?
Why aren't you with your one true love (insert their OTP here)?
Once you became a chick, did you feel yourself up all the time?
Wow, you're even prettier than the posters I have on my wall. And the screensaver on my computer too!
And my personal favorite!
Have you ever broken a guy with your super strength in bed?
Match.com you have failed me. And blind dates. And meeting in social circles or interviews. I give up.
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