blackpoint - the au community

my everything hurts and that stripper stole my shoes and that motherfucker isn't even my size! i'm kneecapping that asshole when i find him someone make me pancakes tho ty.

[ FILTERED TO DARCY L, JANE FOSTER, STEFFIE ROGERS, OLDER EMMA SWAN, OLDER REGINA MILLS, & STILES STILINSKI PLUS THESE PEOPLE! ]
HEN NIGHT. You better be ready.

[FAILED FILTER AWAY FROM BOTH GRACES*]

FACT: ther eare 204 200 209? fuck it a lot of bones in the
human body and

iam reasonbly certian i just broke atleast three of them.



also. i want pie

Or tacos?



no nope. Pie.

[OOC: Filter attempted later. Will be fixed in the morning. :P]

FILTERED AWAY FROM NEVERLAND!JEFFERSON:

Would anyone care to join me for a night of drinking? I've already opened a tab and it's rather sad and pitifully lonely at this bar.

I need more Emmas and family in general to hug, thank you.

[ooc; Spoilers likely!]

Some lass just enlisted in my help to chip off the ice on a windshield.

Good to know I'm useful for something in this blasted cold city. Let's go back to Hawaii.

FILTERED TO CLOSE FRIENDS OF DARCY & JEFFERSON*:

Book your fights/mark your calendars/what have you for Saturday, January 11th, please and thanks. We decided against something bigger with all the people coming in lately, to save us all the headache of a list that keeps growing and growing. I know we've got a few lines drawn with this group as it is, so speak now if you can't stand putting up with each other for one day. :P And be prepared to have me do nothing but guilt you because we're all adults and we want you all there for our wedding. Got it?

Lake Placid Lodge, it's a couple hour drive from NYC, anyone coming in from out of state is welcome to stay with us beforehand. Regina the Younger, I'd still like your help on some stuff if you're willing.

+1s are allowed if you want to bring them!

[*Future BP OUAT Group, the young group of Jefferson, Regina, Emma and Killian. Older Bucky and Steve, Jack and Joseph, Jamie, Thor and Jane. I think that's it! :P]

( text messages to her emma swan )

Another portal?

I've never seen a magical object like this.

Is this going to be a thing, portal? Every time I go on a book tour, you bring over a bunch of people from my world? If so, I've got a new book in the works, so you can put Archie on the list.

Hello to all the new arrivals. Let me know if anyone needs anything.

I see that Once Upon a Time has become the newest portal favorite.

Send me back right now!

[ooc; Spoilers for the new ep likely!]

I'm getting really sick of portals. And there's nothing like dying on arrival.

I thought we were swearing off on the supernatural escapades, Dad. Or I was, at least.

Can I just say it's really freaking weird to yell JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY at the screen about my future self?

But whatever.

JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY.

Or forget about her and I'll make out with you Hook, jeez.

Oh good old awkward trips down memory lane.



[ooc: spoilers for new OUAT]

Five wee pirates came to the door for tricks last eve, not a bad turn-out.

I will still never understand the appeal of dressing up as a giant turtle, however.

Henry darling, thank you for letting me stay with you, but I've found a place to live. Don't worry, I'll still be stopping by frequently and unexpectedly.

Emma, pack.

( Text to Hook, will be OUAT spoilers! )


( Text to (older) Regina Mills )


( Text to (younger) Regina Mills )

[ooc: Steffie had a pb upgrade because I wanted more expressions, PRETEND IT WAS ALWAYS SO]


I'm making a list, it's called things not to say on your first date with Captain America:

Are those things real?

Ever had a threesome with Tony Stark?

Can you introduce me to Tony Stark?

Have you ever had sex with AU selves?

Why aren't you with your one true love (insert their OTP here)?

Once you became a chick, did you feel yourself up all the time?

Wow, you're even prettier than the posters I have on my wall. And the screensaver on my computer too!


And my personal favorite!

Have you ever broken a guy with your super strength in bed?


Match.com you have failed me. And blind dates. And meeting in social circles or interviews. I give up.