blackpoint - the au community

( Spoilers for the latest episode. )

This show sucks. Why aren't we trying to get it cancelled?

[ooc; Spoilers for the latest episode.]

( text message to mini emma swan )

[ooc: Steffie had a pb upgrade because I wanted more expressions, PRETEND IT WAS ALWAYS SO]


I'm making a list, it's called things not to say on your first date with Captain America:

Are those things real?

Ever had a threesome with Tony Stark?

Can you introduce me to Tony Stark?

Have you ever had sex with AU selves?

Why aren't you with your one true love (insert their OTP here)?

Once you became a chick, did you feel yourself up all the time?

Wow, you're even prettier than the posters I have on my wall. And the screensaver on my computer too!


And my personal favorite!

Have you ever broken a guy with your super strength in bed?


Match.com you have failed me. And blind dates. And meeting in social circles or interviews. I give up.

( text messages to steffie rogers )

Residents of the world, I need your help.

In order to build up my business, naturally funds must be procured. As a way to help lure investors and word of mouth, I'll be putting together a night of feasting. Tge date is set for December 7, 2013, and will cost just fifteen dollars a person, but if you feel the looooove, don't hesitate to donate more. The cost is solely to cover the expense of food and wine, both of which will be selected by and lovingly prepared by me!

Let me know by November 20th if you're in or out.

( cut for food porn )