Well, I'm done with this dumbass.
Anyone in Vegas want to trade up to a better door? I can get you access to a company that basically rules the world, 'futuristic' technology as far as you're concerned, and great goddamned health care. You also get the endless joy of my presence. I can judge quietly. No guarantees on not calling you a shithead when you deserve it, though.
The only requirement is that you know how to do whatever your fucking job is properly.