Doors

[Private to Toby F]
[After this. Her writing is sloppy and slanted.]

Hey. [A couple starts that are scratched out darkly.] Can I ask you something?

[Serenity Crew/Alters]

Seein as how it don't look like we're gettin outta this mess anytime real quick - I aim to step through that door in about five minutes and when the pretty boy gets there there's work to be done.

[Calendar Lock]

Check in and let me know that you're both safe.

[Locked to Winnie O]

Did the crazy bite you too?

[Locked to Aiden S]

Any chance you can reassure me that this might be a bad dream?

[Public]

I'm guessing this is a widespread issue, isn't it?

This woman's closet is obscene.

I am not parading around in leather.

There is more ammunition in this one bedroom than at a gang convention.

I'm on a boat and it's going fast and --- I'm flying it, wtf is happening

This is absolutely embarrassing since I posted yesterday, and spamming is tacky (which I am anything but*), but**.

I remember once specifically saying that, as far as geeky, ginger, spaceship pilots who act as comic relief go, I'd rather have Wash over Joker. And. Well. It seems my dreams have come true. (To the fates out there, I identify much more with Salem Saberhagen than anyone else, if you wanna finagle that.)

Cue ( the music. )

My question then is - because, though I'd like to've, I didn't just write this to show off my clearly superior music taste, so -- uh, Zoe? Anyone?




*Haha. Butt.
**Oops, I did it again.

[Public, but filtered away from Lin A.]

Everyone is officially insane. I give up.
If anyone needs me, I will be marrying a bottle of Johnnie Walker.

[Text to Lin A.]

Hey. Still coming over or...?

[Public, as Lin A]
HOW TO HAVE THE BEST TUESDAY NIGHT
a how-to brought to you by Lin E. A.

1. Take this video
( Video behind the cut )
2. Full-screen that bitch
3. Watch forever

Alternatively, for the more adventurous sort:
2. Full-screen that bitch
3. Get your dad's steering wheel controller from NASCAR Racing 2
4. ????*
5. Profit!!!


I take payment in the form of Hostess snacks only. Thank you.



*Spoiler (highlight to see): lol I can't believe you highlighted this. - No, but really, just use your gd imagination and pretend you're a rat behind a steering wheel in a maze that flips upside down a lot. It's not that hard. I do it all the time.


( Locked to Aubrey R )
( Locked to Winnie O )
( Locked to Daniel W )

[Phone call to Winnie O, after this.]

Ring!

[Group text to the Calendar sibs, after the above convo]

I'm coming home early, and I think you'll be getting your wish that I spend more time at home.