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Jul. 30th, 2012


[info]cursedlife

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I need something other than Ny-Quil to get some sleep. Recommendations?

Jul. 28th, 2012


[info]kurb

Aubrey R.

[Text to Aubrey]
You never told me about your crazy little ex-wife.

Jul. 26th, 2012

[info]sonofthenorth

Dante K.

[Locked]


So now you're actually telling people that I'm your boyfriend, huh?

I'm flattered.

Jul. 20th, 2012

[info]sonofthenorth

Some drunk texting.

[Text to Lin Alesi]

so I know we're not talking about this anytmore buuuuuutI still have your number and it's weird


[Text to Dante Kessler]

please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off

Jul. 14th, 2012


[info]kurb

Public

It's all fun and games until the cold, heartless police officers start shooting innocent chimpanzee fugitives going apeshit all over the neighbourhood. Next we'll all be animal-cruelty-hating vegetarians and start choking on our purple tofu.

Jul. 9th, 2012

[info]awerething

I'm getting pretty fucking sick of dealing with dumbshit Louisiana cops who can't tell their own ass from a hole in the ground. I ain't saying I expected much, but when they're too busy posing for naked pictures on facebook to investigate a missing person's case - well, it's no wonder this town is constantly neck-deep in paranormal pig shit.

Even though she brought it on herself, she still deserved some common decency and at least

[Locked to Eric N.]

I need your help.

Jul. 3rd, 2012

[info]awerething

[Public]

Alright, so I gather from all the chatter on here that I'm not the only one hearing voices in my head -- which either points to sudden mass schizophrenia, or else our drinking water has been poisoned with bath salts or some delightful shit like that. Whatever. The real question is, am I the only one with a person in my head who seems to be rather preoccupied with the full moon tomorrow night?

I'm also getting these urges to pee on things, but that's probably just the pints I had with lunch.

[info]kurb

Aubrey R.

[Texts: Dante K/Aubrey R]
>> Are you off tonight? Meet me at the Trevi fountain in Caesars.
>> Actually I don't care if you're not. I just spent three hours with a girl who's been trying to charm me by belting out Celine Dion ballads.
>> She can't sing.