Alright, so I gather from all the chatter on here that I'm not the only one hearing voices in my head -- which either points to sudden mass schizophrenia, or else our drinking water has been poisoned with bath salts or some delightful shit like that. Whatever. The real question is, am I the only one with a person in my head who seems to be rather preoccupied with the full moon tomorrow night?
I'm also getting these urges to pee on things, but that's probably just the pints I had with lunch.