[After reading a bit and figuring it's
some sort of online messageboard thing on this new tablet. He finally writes something, tired after a rehearsal so that he doesn't realize at first that he's slipped into French.]
Bonjour tout le monde. J'avoue que je suis un peu confus par cette tablette qui est apparue tout simplement...Hello, everyone. I confess that I am a little confused by this tablet that simply appeared...
[He trails off as he sees that the tablet is actually translating for him, almost instantaneously. In English:]
Oh, that's handy.