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February 7th, 2014

[info]anything1 in [info]doors

Boy Blue, Draco Malfoy

[Locked to Blue and Draco]
[Immediately after this, and just after reaching the castle.]

Blue? Are you here?

[info]alittlered in [info]doors

adam w.

[text to adam w.]

[After the call to the social worker.] can u talk?

[info]mote in [info]doors

Jason T

[Locked to Jason T]
I do not like this holiday. Jesus chocolate does not make sense. And did you know that you can buy male genitals in stores, so that women can have the sex with other women? You walk in, and you look at the naked men, and you pick the one you like. I do not know what happens then, but they must remove the genitals somehow, because you can take them home in a shopping bag.

[Dot. Dot. Dot.] I do not know how the penis remains attached during inserting. Do you?

[info]flaws in [info]doors

[Kara Z, Diana P]

[Locked to Kara Z]

I wanted to apologise to you.

[Locked to Diana P]

Perhaps you can help me.

[Locked to Hal J]

(After talking to Diana)

I need to speak with you.

[info]hoodedred in [info]doors

Turnberry

[Circa two am, top floor of Turnberry. LOUD]

At least it's classic? )

[info]tipofthehat in [info]doors

public

[As Hatter]

what's a valentine

hearts are terrifying images they should all have their heads lopped off

get it?
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[info]doorscupid in [info]doors

[Private to Ben S.]

Where exactly in England are you from?

[info]incharge in [info]doors

sam a., iris m.

[locked to sam a.]

When did they move you?

ETA: [locked to iris m.]

Stop talking to Sam.

[info]whipoftruth in [info]doors

jenny s, luke h

[Locked to Jenny S]

It's Friday, how about some grapes after work? The Cabernet variety. Or Merlot. Whatever works for you.



[Locked to Luke H]

How you holding up, kid?

[info]doorscupid in [info]doors

Belle

You desire books?

[info]doorscupid in [info]doors

Public, not visible by Ella D

This is last call, fellas. I struck out last time, but maybe someone wants to do what Joey A. didn't? I'm looking for a friend of Ella's to drive a car, open some doors and let her lean against his arm. I'm not looking for romance, because not every woman needs a lover regardless of what the tabloids say. I'm looking for a friend, someone she can have a nice few hours with. It's all on me.

[Post contents deleted. Comments still visible.]

[info]doorscupid in [info]doors

[Public]

Where might I purchase a gun? The largest gun possible.

[info]doorscupid in [info]doors

Michael K, public away from Michael K

[Michael K]

They come in three other colors besides cherry fucking red.

[Public, but locked away from Michael K]

Any rich motherfuckers that would buy a fucking Kitchenaid mixer for me?

[info]saltedand in [info]doors

Public, as Pepper P

My in-tray looks like a dumping ground and all my plants are dead. This feels like a distinctly eery metaphor for something.

[info]flearidden in [info]doors

[Locked from Ella.]

[Subsequent to this conversation, Michael locks this post to the people already participating: Louis, Shane, Joey, the earlier Valentine anon, and himself.]

Joey A., you are a fucking asshole. You want to whine like a little girl about your reputation a little more?

Shane A., if she asked for the dress and somewhere to go, why wouldn't she want to go?

[info]ex_published349 in [info]doors

[Call to Lin A.]

[From the house phone. Or rather, the line that goes into the house that Daniel doesn't have plugged in 90% of the time unless he needs to call a cab. Who knew he even HAD Lin's number.

RING.]

[info]imaginaryfish in [info]doors

public.

Dear resident of Turnberry who was playing their music loud as balls last night,

That's a move out of my playbook. Its how I got my cherished trophy for most hated neighbor. Go get your own tactics.

- TB

[info]florafatale in [info]doors

[LOCKED: TESS A/SHANE A]
I hear you're being an ass.


[LOCKED: TESS A/NEIL D]
Can you take a wild guess as to what I'm going to ask you?

[info]doorscupid in [info]doors

Posted Thursday

Okay, I know someone asked, and that didn't go so well, but hey, I need a damn gun, and not something small, and the local shops don't have this shit, so -

I really need some help with that, and hopefully point me at someone who won't kill me later.

[info]toberuled in [info]doors

[locked to donovans, sam a, tess a]

[After this.]

I'm going on a bit of a vacation. Long overdue, consider this notice.

Casey, I know you don't like to be checked on, but I've arranged for an additional nurse to check in with you and make sure you have everything you need.

[info]doorscupid in [info]doors

Helena

[Helena W]

Why roses?

[info]doorsverse in [info]doors

[Plot: Cupid]

“Never sign a Valentine with your own name.” - C. Dickens

[On Friday night, Passages' lobby turns into something out of a Valentine. Reds and whites, hanging hearts and Victorian decor cheers the normally dusty space. Packages left at the front desk find their recipients promptly, and the lobby will continue to accepts gifts until Valentine's Day. From keys that start cars parked outside, to men with bow ties, all deliveries are made promptly and discreetly.]

(Please use the [info]doorscupid account to leave gifts, and please identify recipient in the subject line of each thread within this post. Reactions can be posted at any time.)