[Posted by Tyrion L.]
Well, this is a delightful mess I seem to have stumbled into. Some people I rather like are missing. On the positive side, some of my least favorite people appear to be missing as well. In an unrelated note, I have directed the servants to redecorate the queen mother's room and donate her clothing to charity in her absence, since she isn't using either at present. Also, I seem to be the de facto new Hand of the King. Feel free to respect me appropriately.