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There's a new man in my life and I think it's love.

[ TEXT MESSAGES TO (HER) PEPPER POTTS ]
» Dinner soon?

I'm no longer sure how many of there you are but I'm looking to get a message to Natasha the newest: Barnes is safe and drying off and you can quit poking around now.

I'm going to find that witch, and I'm going to drop her into the ocean.

Mom(s)? Dad(s)? James?

Inconvenient, portal. Very, very inconvenient.

Tony Rogers, you had better be here.

[ ooc: Adult Thora Rogers, daughter of James Rogers and Torunn! ]

Any other moms out there who really just want wine and a massage?

I really just want wine and a massage.

Sorry I'm late. Hope the other two haven't gotten into too much trouble.

[ooc; son of Thor and Jane Foster!]

( cut for f-list )

At least this magical portal has good taste in locations.

[ ooc; Jacob Black who really is nothing like his dumb canon would make you believe. SEE HERE FOR MORE. ]

So what I THOUGHT was indigestion from too much ham... turns out to totally not be indigestion. Just FYI.

The living room has been turned into The New Asgard.

It's really a blanket fort, but when I call it that I get an angry little face insisting it's the New Asgard. Should have locked up her paints, because now there's even a rainbow on the floor right outside the entrance.

( She's never going to let me tear this down. )

There will be roast pig, as well as a viewing of the Superbowl, this Sunday on the beach. Ale will be provided if you have the stomach for it.

It's the 29th, people. I shouldn't have to pull drunk Santas out of fountains in public places days after Christmas.

what was in that thing i smoked i'm in alice in wonderland

Daughter! Look what we built!

I did not plan to swim today.

[ Young PH AU Thorin who got stuck young during a de-age experiment. Only has memories of the six months or so that he was in PH de-aged, rather than anything surrounding it otherwise. Coincidentally, since that de-age experiment didn't involve them dropping into the ocean, this is the first time he's done so. ]

The four foot tall horse head weirdo from last year is back and now he wants a life size flamingo hat this year. In ten days.

So hayyyy, who wants to volunteer 6-8 hours of their time for charity? October 25-26th, I'll be hosting a Children's Halloween Carnival. I got permission to use Gramercy Park & Hotel for indoor and outdoor activities, and am currently getting donations and backers for rides, activities, booths, etc.

What I need from you guys - anyone who's willing - is volunteers to work one or both days, man booths, work the carnival, picture & autograph booths, face painting, judge costume contests, bob for apples, maybe sit in a dunk tank, get hit with a pie or two? All proceeds are going to Children's Health Fund charity. So, yknow, kids.

Sooo, if you want to help (please!) contact me ASAP with when you're available. All day, a few hours, etc. I'm asking if you sign up, you at least do it in a 4-hour block so that I don't have to shuffle people around too much. Currently working on getting lunches donated for all of the volunteers.

(Thor, I'll be abusing your arms to help set things up. Be prepared.)

AT LEAST PUT A SOCK ON THE DOOR.

MOM. I'm sexiling myself to your place.

After the last few days, I really can't be that surprised at my dinner disappearing off my desk. Someone owes me a malasada.

I fear for Jane Foster. Has anyone heard of the Portal casting bewitchments on those that observe it? She has not eaten in three days.