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Jul. 29th, 2015


I demand to speak to whoever is in charge of this madhouse; you don't simply yank people from their daily lives and drop them into an ocean and then say "well, we can't stop it, really". I'm DRACO MALFOY; does that mean nothing to you? This is what happens when Muggles interfere with magic they don't understand. Gross inefficiency and PASSING THE BUCK. Who's going to send me back? More importantly, who's going to pay for my robes?

Jun. 20th, 2015


Guess a semi running me over is as good of time as any to get a new bike.


Jan. 30th, 2015


Lost a bet. Good thing I've got no shame.

cut, not filtered. )

Oct. 9th, 2014


I was with this until the last one. )

Sep. 21st, 2014


Got a week or two off after that last mission. You got any free days from school you wanna take the bike and camping gear and go upstate?

Jul. 3rd, 2014


Is anyone not entirely insufferable here an art fan? I've got an extra ticket to the after-hours Sigmar Polke event at the MoMA tonight.

Ground rules:
  • Don't be a psychopath. If you must be a psychopath, you should also be incandescently beautiful. If you're not a psychopath, you can get away with being merely ravishing.
  • Please be able to hold a conversation about art, or at least know a little about it. If you're not the chatty type, no need, I can read your mind.
  • This isn't an Independence Day event. Don't accessorize by theme.
  • I absolutely prefer women, but if you're feeling lucky, try me.
  • Those against mutants need not apply, nor breathe. I can help you quit the latter.

The above rules are iron-tight and should be respected, unless you're interesting enough that I can overlook them. Spoiler alert: you are likely not interesting enough.

May. 9th, 2014


Well, just about everything about that was horrible. If I didn't believe in the value of private islands before, well, now they just seem a necessity. (Hint: I have always believed in the value of private islands.)

Emmett Frost, of course. Some of your minds seem familiar, but -- not exactly what I know.

Feb. 10th, 2014


Wanted: Part-time nanny in NYC.

Must be able to handle a one year old that has the potential to levitate everything in the room when he throws a temper tantrum.

Feb. 7th, 2014


Delivery to Jean Grey )

Jan. 2nd, 2014


Sooo, I don't start classes again until the 20th and I'm already so bored, it's sad. I mean, I'm working, but still. Anybody in NYC want to start a book club or something? I'm about to start reading The Atlantis Gene but it would be more fun if I had more people to talk about it with. It's nerdy, I know, but it's fiction! I promise not to push for anything too educational.

Okay, I mostly promise. An Underground Education is still one of the best books I've ever read. It's gross and hilarious and amazing.

Dec. 8th, 2013



Nov. 27th, 2013


If anyone in NYC is looking for a place to have Thanksgiving, I'm cooking dinner with a couple friends and there will be plenty of food for more. Technically, I'm doing the baking tonight, not the actual cooking, because I'll be delivering meals for GLWD tomorrow until about 1, but I have full faith that the food will be great. Edible at the very least!

You just have to be willing to spend a few hours in the company of a couple med students who are nearing the end of a semester and might be a little, um, stressed. I.E. The potential for drunk shenanigans is probably pretty high.

Canadians are also welcome. I guess.

Oct. 26th, 2013


Heading to New York for the weekend. Kit, Jubilee, want anything?

Jean, you got time for a coffee?

Oct. 12th, 2013


I’m the best there is at what I do, and what I do is ballet.

Oct. 7th, 2013


I don't care how much Starbucks overcharges me, I love their pumpkin spice latte.

Hello! I'm Dr. Storm and I work primarily as biochemical geneticist and am involved in several projects. I run my own lab with funding from Columbia University and I'm always looking for help from young minds.

Logan spoke to me awhile back about you interning for me? I'm so sorry to take so long getting back to you, but if you're still interested in the position, I'd love meet you in person and see if it'll be a good fit for both of us.

Oct. 6th, 2013


Dear X-Men movies,

I want a Lockheed. :(

Dear fanboys,

Your pick up lines are never as clever as you think they are.

Dear boyfriend Mick,

I know you can't eat Chinese, but want to watch me awkwardly attempt to eat with chopsticks?

Sep. 14th, 2013


Nobody warned me I'd have to buy goddamn furniture.

Sep. 2nd, 2013



Aug. 26th, 2013


Why the fuck are people askin me about my "fiance"? Think I'd know if I was engaged to somebody.

Aug. 7th, 2013


» You get any dirty texts from me, ignore em
» Guys figured out I'm sweet on somebody and they don't plan on shuttin up about it anytime soon.
» Last kid ended up with pictures of somebody's ass sent to his mom.

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