Is anyone not entirely insufferable here an art fan? I've got an extra ticket to the after-hours Sigmar Polke event at the MoMA tonight.
Ground rules:
Don't be a psychopath. If you must be a psychopath, you should also be incandescently beautiful. If you're not a psychopath, you can get away with being merely ravishing.
Please be able to hold a conversation about art, or at least know a little about it. If you're not the chatty type, no need, I can read your mind.
This isn't an Independence Day event. Don't accessorize by theme.
I absolutely prefer women, but if you're feeling lucky, try me.
Those against mutants need not apply, nor breathe. I can help you quit the latter.
The above rules are iron-tight and should be respected, unless you're interesting enough that I can overlook them. Spoiler alert: you are likely not interesting enough.