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Apr. 5th, 2014


[info]snipehappy

JFC, Darcy, what was in those delicious little pouches besides hangovers?

Mar. 28th, 2014


[info]chicana

I'll never understand why people think there is a real life competition between us and the DC people. There's no rivalry. I don't have an opinion on Batman/Superman.


[Filtered to Bucky and Darcy, the married to each other versions]

What is the deal with mini Bucky? Stevie's a mess, he called me upset last night. I suggested he and Darcy come to New York for a visit for a few days, if she's interested and it's all right with you two.



[Edit: Filtered to mini Bucky]

So I hear you're signing up for the army.

Jan. 30th, 2014


[info]teenwolfie

Captain America is here?

Jan. 10th, 2014


[info]snipehappy

my everything hurts and that stripper stole my shoes and that motherfucker isn't even my size! i'm kneecapping that asshole when i find him someone make me pancakes tho ty.

Jan. 9th, 2014


[info]snipehappy

[ FILTERED TO DARCY L, JANE FOSTER, STEFFIE ROGERS, OLDER EMMA SWAN, OLDER REGINA MILLS, & STILES STILINSKI PLUS THESE PEOPLE! ]
HEN NIGHT. You better be ready.

Jan. 3rd, 2014


[info]whatthebucky

Fucking snow.

Hey Darce, I took the kid to the emergency room. He fell on his arm a little funny while we were shoveling the driveway and we want to get it checked out.

Nov. 26th, 2013


[info]chicana

Text to Logan )

Nov. 25th, 2013

[info]thecapsicle

I've gotten used to answering a lot of press questions, but this new batch of them is interesting. Since now there are several of me.

Did we have plans for the holiday, DC crew? I make a mean turkey.

Nov. 3rd, 2013


[info]beckibarnes

They told me you were here, James. Stop hiding.

Oct. 25th, 2013


[info]beerbubsnikt

text messages to steffie rogers )

[info]chicana

[ooc: Steffie had a pb upgrade because I wanted more expressions, PRETEND IT WAS ALWAYS SO]


I'm making a list, it's called things not to say on your first date with Captain America:

Are those things real?

Ever had a threesome with Tony Stark?

Can you introduce me to Tony Stark?

Have you ever had sex with AU selves?

Why aren't you with your one true love (insert their OTP here)?

Once you became a chick, did you feel yourself up all the time?

Wow, you're even prettier than the posters I have on my wall. And the screensaver on my computer too!


And my personal favorite!

Have you ever broken a guy with your super strength in bed?


Match.com you have failed me. And blind dates. And meeting in social circles or interviews. I give up.

Oct. 24th, 2013


[info]snipehappy

So this is probably the only thing relevant to me right now. Sorry, Steves.

Oct. 21st, 2013


[info]snipehappy

Birthday party for the kid tomorrow. Bring presents.

Sep. 13th, 2013


[info]snipehappy

Lilly,



xoxo
Jamie

Aug. 14th, 2013


[info]minibuck

Next time I try to pick up an older woman, someone remind me they usually come with an older man.

[info]snipehappy

Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me it was Mila Kunis' birthday? I could have capitalized on this.

Jul. 22nd, 2013


[info]snipehappy

So I'm trolling tumblr because I had to wait until my bail jumper got out of the hospital for injuries COMPLETELY unrelated to me, and guess what I found a picture of?

Lady Thor and Malcolm "Winter Soldier" Reynolds getting hitched in middle of Comic Con.

You guys are complete assholes, by the way.

Jul. 4th, 2013


[info]snipehappy

text messages to steffie rogers )

Jun. 21st, 2013


[info]snipehappy

HEY STEF. You missing a kid or two?

Jun. 18th, 2013


[info]minibuck

i

am drunk

;D

steve you're real pretty as a dame is that weird? that's weird.

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