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Oh good old awkward trips down memory lane.



[ooc: spoilers for new OUAT]

Five wee pirates came to the door for tricks last eve, not a bad turn-out.

I will still never understand the appeal of dressing up as a giant turtle, however.

Henry darling, thank you for letting me stay with you, but I've found a place to live. Don't worry, I'll still be stopping by frequently and unexpectedly.

Emma, pack.

( Text to Hook, will be OUAT spoilers! )


( Text to (older) Regina Mills )


( Text to (younger) Regina Mills )

[ooc: Steffie had a pb upgrade because I wanted more expressions, PRETEND IT WAS ALWAYS SO]


I'm making a list, it's called things not to say on your first date with Captain America:

Are those things real?

Ever had a threesome with Tony Stark?

Can you introduce me to Tony Stark?

Have you ever had sex with AU selves?

Why aren't you with your one true love (insert their OTP here)?

Once you became a chick, did you feel yourself up all the time?

Wow, you're even prettier than the posters I have on my wall. And the screensaver on my computer too!


And my personal favorite!

Have you ever broken a guy with your super strength in bed?


Match.com you have failed me. And blind dates. And meeting in social circles or interviews. I give up.

What is it with everyone's bloody obsession in being married by Captain Hook? My ship and funding search today came away with a lucrative offer to run a chapel boat down the Hudson on a daily basis.

I turned it down, for those curious. I have some standards.

Darcy, Jefferson, I want to see your gorgeous baby.

Everyone else, hey, I'm Emma Swan. The elder.

Henry, answer your phone. Grace, smack him so he'll answer the phone.

Emma! I found your Halloween costume.

[ FILTERED AWAY FROM EMMA SWAN ]
Emma's birthday is in two days. I was hoping to have a nice dinner out with her and some friends on Wednesday night! Consider this your invitation.

We're getting the strangest requests for hats. I'm blaming Halloween.

Jefferson, can you make a four foot tall horse head hat before next Saturday?