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well that's awkward

My suit is ruined, my patience is wearing thin, and no, pineapple flavored tea does not sound comforting. With all respect due, Mr. Stark, what have you gotten us into this time?


[ooc: Jarvis from AU!Spygirlfriends!]

What the hell is dubsmash and why can't anyone in the office focus? Yes it's Saturday, not that isn't an excuse to goof off.

This is what happens when you follow a Lahey into trouble, I swear. Not as if it's that much safter than following a Barnes, to be honest.

Hello. I'm Sarah. Rogers. Oh this is quite awkward.

Okay English. First things first: we need a place in New York. I love the weather but it's not home. Also we need a crash course on this century/decade

Steve, darling, it seems as if baby Rogers is in a rush. You may want to get the car.

I need a Jarvis.

I mean an assistant. In lieu of having him.

It'll pay well. Located in London, but I travel over state side sometimes. Which isn't always a good idea since idiot kids steal tech from me and fly off to Belize.

Anyway. Assistant. Administrative mostly, but if you have interest in engineering or technology, it'd probably be on the right path. I can't tell you everything about our work right away, and you'd have to sign a non-disclosure agreement for some of our more private projects. But if you know my name and what I'm known for, it won't be that hard to fill in some details.

[Filtered to all versions of Winter Soldier]

Anyone need an upgrade or check in with the arm? I souped mine up recently.

Someone should find me that hat. I quite like it.

[ FILTERED TO HOWARD STARK ]
I'm so very ready to have this baby and for my body to stop aching so constantly.

Lunch today?

[ FILTERED TO MI-13!ALLISON ARGENT ]
My due date approaches, so I will be soon taking my leave. You will have prior notice and I will leave you a list of assignments to accomplish while I'm gone. I will be in constant communication with you, but is there anything you wish to ask me in person or any time off you might need scheduled? We can discuss that here or during a lunch meeting this coming week.

This is happening and I have no regrets.

I feel like you look away from this thing for awhile and everything blows up. Wow I can deal with crazy things, and this is too much of a head scratcher.

So anyway I'm Rikki Barnes, also known as Nomad. There's more of you Barnes people out there now I guess. I'm the granddaughter of my world's Bucky and Peggy, yeah they were together, and they were awesome. I'm zipping around the world with my grandma Peggy here, aka Captain Britain, and her husband who is okay I guess, Captain America, whatever, there's 200 of him.

If the portal's taking requests can I say Anya Corazon? I'll say please and everything.

Announcement over. Back to your regularly scheduled Teen Wolf and Once Upon a Time drama. Also taking bets on which version of Captain America comes next. I'm thinking Rocket Raccoon version.

This is a whole new level of mindfuck that I'm not understanding even after the spiel I just got.

[ooc; Nick Gant from Push! Five years in his canon future, running from Division with Kira and Cassie!]

If anyone is looking for a job opportunity in the intelligence field, I would love to talk to you. MI-13 will offer work both on and off the field, depending on your skill set and preferences. However, I am looking for at least one person that is willing to work in the field in this particular search.

( Snapchat to Peggy Rogers )

( text message to steve rogers, the husband )

Hey Grams, look, hell yeah!

( Cut for picture )

I'm really glad the suit can take a swim and not be any worse for wear. Now what's all this about portals, magic, and other worlds? I'm a little more from the science-minded community than not.

[ FILTERED TO STEVE ROGERS THE HUSBAND ]
When do you get home, darling?

[ FILTERED TO HOWARD STARK ]
How's New York been treating you?

Even though I picked up a job as an after school French tutor for a few families here in Honolulu, donations to the Allison Argent Wants to Have Croissants at a Café in Paris fund will now be accepted.

Donors can anticipate getting Snapchats, baguettes, maps from the Louvre, and a few cuddles (depending on who you are) in return.

Hey Steve. When I said I'd follow you anywhere, did you really have to test that with an alternate dimension?

[Possible CA:TWS spoilers!]

( Cut for potential spoilers here & in the comments, not filtered! )