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Kind of disappointed that the portal didn't flip me up gender-wise.

So I realize it's late in the day, but someone please tell me there are some shrimp tacos left.

Okay, all right, I'm definitely not used to being on the receiving end of this whole 'Welcome to Hawaii' thing. I've been in Hawaii! I grew up here! Portal, I thought you and I were bros. This is not okay! Cassandra McCall-Hale, by the way, and because that's terrible, just Cass. Just Cass. Cassie if you're cute.

Also, 2015? Please don't take this the wrong way but your internet is really freaking slow.

FILTERED TO MCCALLS AND STILINSKIS IN NYC:

Anyone mind if I come out there for a day or two around Christmas? I'd like to make my rounds to everyone, but I know realistically I can only probably handle NYC and Hawaii.

I'd be coming alone, if anyone's wondering. Unless Ezra tags along.

FILTERED TO TWD TW:

I'm not making the mistake attempt that I made for Thanksgiving again, but I'll be staying in New York for a day or two. Probably right before Christmas, so I can be back in Hawaii for Christmas morning.

If I come back to one more gnome, I will maim both of you. And I know it's not just Peter, because he wouldn't risk putting one on the nightstand.

[ (accidental) voice-to-text, because marina hale + 2014 technology = >:( ]

--in the name of all that's good is the darn internet. Oh [...] wait, it's listening.

Okay. Hello, I need to find the -- this isn't working, isn't there supposed to be some kind of -- oh stop your yelling, you silly little thing, or I'll throw you into a sewer! What even is a "siri" anyway, that's a silly name for anything.

Oh forget it.

No, I don't want you to post! Why would I want you to po--

Thanks to the help from 5-0, I'll be starting NYU Nursing in the spring semester, rather than having to wait until fall. And, you know, worrying all summer that I'd even be accepted.

But that means I'll be in NYC for Christmas, since I have a list of things to do a mile long and I'm avoiding, so plan accordingly.

[ FILTERED AWAY FROM CLAUDIA & ALL STILINSKIS ]
I need a drink. And someone should go check up on Sheriff Diane Lane.

It's official! Moved out and back on the island. It's good to be within walking distance of Kamekona's again.

AND MAJOR BETA. I stole your ugly paintings an replaced them with my face. You're welcome. (And you should really let Lydia redecorate.)

ALRIGHT, I'm playing 'WHO IS MY PACK' a second time. Because I need to know.

[ FILTERED TO HER PACK, WHOEVER THEY ARE ]
[Screencap of this.]

I trust you, even if he doesn't. Just know that that's what he said and if he does anything that even SEEMS threatening, let me know?

About two years too late, Portal. I'm still pissed at you for leaving us there.

They told me my kid is here. Scott?

S. McCalls and friends! Get your butts here now for your cakes. I have been baking all day.

Sorry, Erica. ♥

What. the. hell.

[ FILTERED TO MCMAMA ]
So potentially weird and awkward question for you - but if I don't ask you, who else would I ask? - How do you deal with dating?

I don't usually attend these sorts of things, but I've been invited to an event in New York that, I'm told, could serve as good networking. Considering that I'm still in the process of getting my work back into common knowledge now that I've been transported back in time, I supposed it would be a good chance to further that. Anyone have a pressing desire to dress me? Or, equally importantly, attend at my side? I'm sure that my tastes in fashion, evolved to fit the modern world as they are, are hardly appropriate for something so classy, and I am definitely in need of someone charming to attend alongside me given my tendency to come off a bit gruff.

What the actual fuck.

Why do I have so much hair?

[ OOC: portal-swapped isaac! ]

Alex, why is your alternate universe mom so hot? This is like illegal levels of hot.

On that note, I woke up hungover on a beach this morning and I have no idea where I'm going to be living. But Mo- Da- Moms, if either one of you give me a shot, I promise to be a good tenant. I will do my own laundry (all three billion dresses that Lydia made me buy today) and the dishes and even cook most of the time. I'll get a job and everything too!

Listen, I'm having a really bad year. So can we just not?

FILTERED TO TW

If anyone watched last night (or not) and feels the urge to eat their feelings, I have more than enough birthday cake to go around.

FILTERED TO MCCALLS

Sweetheart, I love you and always will be proud of you.

((Possible spoilers in the comments!))

So I just learned that I shouldn't play "How many marshmallows can you stick in your mouth" where reporters can see you. Sorry, Selena.

15, for the record.

...Yes, I'm avoiding homework.

It's done and everyone is okay.