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Calling all kids, family, extended family, and friends - get your asses to Hawaii tomorrow. It's Daiyu's birthday and there will be cake.

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THIS IS INSANE EVEN FOR US

If anyone was wondering if it's a good idea to try and close this portal of yours, it really isn't.

SO. 1) family horde, bring it on, and 2) where are my Blackpointers? Are you o

[ PH!Ali, arriving with PH!Danny, PH!Steve, Gracie and Charlie. PH future people, obv. the McGarrett-Williams clan was still around for PH future after the portal closing - Ali just thinks it backfired badly. ]

I'm going to find that witch, and I'm going to drop her into the ocean.

Mom(s)? Dad(s)? James?

If I had a dollar for every time someone cheekily asked me to make their engagement ring look like the Ring of Power, I'd probably hoard it all and attract the attention of an asshole dragon.

[ Melissa ]

When's your next day off, Mel? Want to go to the courthouse?

[ added; Jack and the Scotts + Melissa ]

If you can be there, your mother and I are getting married Thursday morning at a courthouse here in the city. We're limiting to just the kids, and we'd love you to be there.

[ text message meant for beth, but accidentally sent to oliver VERY VERY EARLY this morning ]

literally just kill me now, b. even when i don't make bad decisions, i keep thinking i want to.

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There is something very significant to be said about getting full range of motion back. I'm officially (more or less) all-healed up now and back to full active duty.

Which, naturally, means it's time for a new mission. B, you up for it?

October is a hell of a month, even in 2015. The moment it starts, you can count on arresting the most interesting people. Costumes start early, apparently. Ah, NYC.

I interrogated a Sexy Buzz Lightyear earlier.

[Friends and family filter*]

I doubt this'll come as a shock to anyone, but we've decided to opt for the elopement. At the moment I'm not trusting the portal with its life choices so before the other shoe drops, we're getting hitched. I have the dress, we have the boat, and we'd like the rest of you to fill up the boat. Pretty much as soon as you're able. At least it being a Tuesday night there's probably not much going on in the way?

Sorry, Mom! I'll make it up to you.

[*ooc: no evil parents allowed also anyone who considers her and older Hook friends/family!]

Well, shit. That was my good suit, too.

In somewhat related news, I'll be incommunicado save for secure lines for a bit here soon. Don't panic.

FYI, immediate family (you know who you are) are requested for birthday dinner for both the 36 year old and the 2 year old on Wednesday. Because we're not insane, I'm doing private home catering - so if you have any special requests, speak up now!

Everybody is invited to Chuck E Cheese on Sunday, 1pm - whenever. There's gonna be pizza and whatever.

Hot people, 21+, are invited to Iron Horse NYC, Saturday night. You get bonus points if you're single and want to hit on my oldest son, so. Get on that.

[OOC: immediate family would be people like Grace, Older!Stucky and kids, Jamie/Lilly/Jake, older!OUAT crew, mini!OUAT crew, Thorin, etc. If your character is close to them, they're invited. :P]

You are lucky I like a challenge, portal. A second time? Really?

Susan, Matty, Dawn, you better all be here, or my patience is going to be shorter than usual.

Alright, which strings can I pull to get my credentials back in place? I'm ready to get back into official work status.

Whyyyyyyyy portal. First of all it's HELLA early-ish, no bueno, second of all, Dyson's barely dog paddling, so a swimmer you will not make of him with this shit, third of all, I may be rocking these PJs but not the first thing you want to say hiya to the cops in. THIS MEANS I HAVE TO REDO MY WHOLE CLOSET AND IT'LL BE EMPTY. Fuuuuuuuuck Thursday, pretending to be a Monday.

Also hi.

Allison, I've got a design ready for your blade belt whenever you and your friends feel like making a trip out here.

[ Darcy ]

Which of these little icons did we say was the "hey friend, I need your help" bat signal?

Okay people, I have like ten minutes before the adrenaline wears off and I'm drooling in a chair so here you go.

( The Newest Stilinski )

Sorry I'm late. Hope the other two haven't gotten into too much trouble.

[ooc; son of Thor and Jane Foster!]

Unless you are dying or the one in charge of taking care of our kid - or are our kid - don't even think about texting us in the next four days.

I mean, chances are low we'll reply anyway. Mostly because we'll be too busy having sex here to reply. Feel free to be jealous, etc etc. We'll just mock your replies while sipping mimosas naked.

[OOC: Impromptu vacation, so if you want to volunteer your character as toddler!babysitter for the long weekend, feel free! First come, first serve. :P]

Okay, I've been working non-stop since I got here to get back to the position I was in with my work. And changing my own diapers has been a gross and tiring experience. So I need to get out and party. Who wants to teleport a girl out to New York?

[ FILTERED AGAINST CHILDREN ]

Bellamy's too chicken to say this (seriously, you should have seen how fast he suddenly got 'busy,') so I'll bring it up. If you're going to be sexually active here - and I'm not passing any judgement with what you decide - please make sure you have the proper protection to prevent any unplanned surprises. Besides a miracle, I seriously don't understand how no one ended up pregnant or with an STI back home.

That being said, there are plenty of options when it comes to contraceptions: male and female condoms, contraceptive implants, injections, the pill... Just to name a few. Different things work for different people, so when you're ready to start them let me know and I'll help.

[ FILTERED TO 30+ ]

Soooo who has a bottle of wine to donate to the cause?

Jeff, you may want to, uh. Just stay at the shop.

( I made the mistake of going to to the bathroom. )

Portal, we have to stop meeting this way! This is the third time you've dropped me into an ocean, and I'm beginning to get a complex. And apparently this isn't the Honolulu I'm familiar with? Hello friends? Are you here? Does anyone know me?

Oh, sorry! Forgot. I'm Blodwyn Bludd, from the Harry Potter series, usually with Matt Bomer's face, but for some reason the portal thought it'd be hilarious to drop me in this body again. Not that I'm complaining - it was an unintentional white t-shirt contest at the HPD today, and I won - but I'd like to be switched back ASAP, pls.