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( There's a tree-trimming joke here... )

[TEXTS TO HIS KILLIAN]

» Just had a very uncomfortable conversation about the show in the middle of the grocery store.
» In short, I hate people and I'm buying more whiskey than originally planned.
» I love you.

[OOC: Spoilers for tonight's OUAT probably guaranteed.]

Now what to do if it's both?

[FILTERED TO KILLIAN]

Are we a boring married couple already? We need to do something about this. Steal a car. Rob a bank. Cheat on our taxes?

Good god I'm out of practice.

I know I said anywhere would be better than stuck on Neverland, but I didn't really mean it as a suggestion. Or a challenge.

Hi. I'm Neal. From what I've heard there's a few of me. Bypassing that identity crisis to look for my son, Henry.

Seriously, another new alternate Earth? Does this one at least have more contact with alien life?


[ooc: martha jones with ph history!]

I know we aren't technically Americans, but I like celebrating the holidays of the world/country we're in, so. Kil Dad gave me permission to throw a 4th of July celebration on his ship tomorrow night! I'm making a ton of food, snacks and desserts (and champagne??), and I'm going to decorate with blankets and pillows everywhere. We're going to sail out onto the water so we can watch the fireworks from the perfect spot.

So. Family, extended family, friends, Liam's boyfriend, anyone who wants to see the fireworks from an awesome place in Hawaii?

I seem to have acquired a new first mate. Hopped on board and doesn't seem keen on leaving - in fact, I'd say he thinks he owns the ship.

Sorry, love.

( Delivered to the Mad Hook B&B and put on display this morning. )

FILTERED TO CHASE:

Papa's probably going to say no, but I'm going to stay at your apartment for a few days.

FILTERED TO NEVERLAND JEFFERSON & KILLIAN:

There's a book out about Mama's I already know you're going to say no, but I'm asking because that's what I'm supposed to do: Can I stay at Chase's for the next few days? I need to get away from here and I don't want to give Emma any extra annoyances or pressure, since she hasn't been feeling well.

Bloody hell. Hatter, he's mobile and learned to roll. Time to batten down the hatches and find the rum, I haven't prepared myself enough for this. He looks so bloody pleased that he's trying it again.


I'd say something inspirational about fatherhood changing someone, but I think this might be easier than babysitting a crew of drunken pirates after a good haul. More rewarding.

Because somehow my counterpart seems to think I'd be better at school shopping than him, I'm going to be in Honolulu this weekend for a day or two. If anyone wants to join Holly and I or take pity on me and lead the charge, please do. Regina, I'm looking at you.

EDIT: Friends and family - August and I are getting married in Honolulu on Saturday at noon. Wear whatever you want and no presents, but make sure you're there.

Hatter-Joneses: Can we use your place for the reception?

Thanks to the supreme efforts of one Regina Mills - and I like to give credit where credit is due - I now have two fully functioning hands. I'm adapting the hook for a more costume-y role on the ship, and not that I'm not happy offering up the job of diaper changing to everyone else... It was well past time.

Cheers, Ms. Mills.

FILTERED TO OLDER!REGINA:

When I'd asked you for a favor back with the wedding, you offered me a more permanent solution.

By any chance, would that permanence still be available?

This was extra from a wedding on the ship not long ago. It's yours if you'd like it.

Who: Jefferson & Killian
When: Friday, March 13th 2015
Where: Their house
What: Baby cuteness devolves into talking about Killian’s hook devolves into fooling around
Rating: PG-13 at worst.

( Reasoning with his son about going to sleep was a good start, but hadn’t worked at all in the last ten minutes, so he shifted to a new tactic. )

I suppose there's something to be said about charging while you discharge. Good for the environment, but might be better for the younger crew, eh?

[OOC: NSFW link! Just text.]

Cups and Titanium have no right to still be good after this many times of having them stuck in my head. The person to blame for my introduction to Pitch Perfect knows who they are and should be prepared for retaliation.

( (HER) EMMA )
( (NEVERLAND) SNOW )

[ FILTERED TO AUGUST BOOTH, JEFFERSON, KILLIAN JONES ]
I don't know how to say this, so I'm going to just say it.

Today, a baby was left at the station. His name is Liam. If we're doing our math right, he would be around 2 months old now.

Haha lame, portal. Time travel is only cool when you go FORWARD in time. But heyyy, waste not, want not.

Where all the hot young dads at?


(Friendly PSA: B&B owners are NOT hot. For many scientific reasons! For example, there's EW? And also, ewwww. Don't fall victim to the lies. Educate yourself!)

I need an axe. Or gardening tools. For science.

[OOC: Absolutely in response to this which you should all watch because asldjfkCOLINSTOP.]