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I wonder how this excuse will hold up for not turning in homework.

FILTERED TO LILY AND THE ADULT TW CREW

I know the season's just started back, but that's why I'm saying this now. If you need a break Hawaii's always open for a getaway from all that comes with the show and having the teens around, no strings attached. Except for Scott - he has to bring food. I'll take it as a personal offense if no one takes me up on this by the end of the season.

FILTERED TO HAWAII ISAAC AND ALLISON

I'm leaving for work soon, but I made sure there were extra pancakes leftover for you both. Don't make me regret that.

( Teen Wolf Spoilers! )

Is it a sign of your old(er) age when you're looking forward to going back to work after holiday?

FILTERED TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY; AWAY FROM LILY POTTER

Since Lily's birthday this year falls on a Thursday and most of you live on the east coast, I'm going to be throwing her a birthday part on Saturday, the 25^th. I'm going to try to make it a surprise, but you know how successful my last attempts at it have been.

Better late than never?

Dear Santa Portal,

No more rain. More Stilinskis though, please..

Dear Everyone Else,

If you didn't want semi-lumpy cookies for Christmas presents, please let me know now.

<3 Scott

So.

The Darach is gone, my brother didn't die, I'm still an Alpha, I'm in Hawaii, and I get a free phone?

How could I have forgotten that your kid asking you for an outline of your hand meant crafts were going to be coming home with them the next day?

Oh my god okay, Stiles, you were right. Your child is energy sucking.

And now he naps while I hide the evidence of the sugar consumption.

There's only one way to react when you find out that most of the people in school are secretly werewolves



Accurate.

Don't get me wrong, I love unwinding with my DVR and Grey's Anatomy after a long shift at the hospital just as much as the next single woman does, but this is not what I meant when I said I wouldn't mind having a little McDreamy in my life.

[ FILTERED TO TEEN WOLF ADULTS & ADULT SHAPED FRIENDS ]

If you can make it, dinner at Reyes-McCall residents Friday evening. Puppies welcome if you want to bring them.

I'm Alex Argent. They said there was another me. And that I was fictional. Jury's out on whether or not it was the weirdest conversation I'd ever had, but it was pretty close.

Guess I can cross Hawaii off my bucket list?

Totally been almost drowned enough for one lifetime, okay.

The Portal could have at least waited for me to finish my complimentary in-flight beverage before dumping me into the ocean for the second time.

Pretty sure I was supposed to be in Tijuana. You're a close second place, Hawaii, but been there, done that portal experience.

I thought we were through with all this portal bullshit. Though I guess getting pulled backwards from my own future makes plenty of sense, it's happened in a fuckload of comics. But 2013? That's exactly the same year I first got pulled through. That can't be coincidence.

Yeah. Hello. I'm Dave, or Kick-Ass if you prefer. I'd have picked a more awe-inspiring name once I got older, but unfortunately brand recognition is a thing. If you see a younger version of me, tell him to get a haircut. Though I'm given to understand there's some interesting differences in this version of the past, like I could even be a girl or look like The Rock. This is sorta my first AU, guys. Be gentle. That's right, Mindy, still a nerd.

I'm going to do it. Remember me when I'm gone.

I have three dozen cupcakes from stress baking free to go a good home.

Dude. WTF Oahu? You need to do a better job of distracting your crazy people.