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This is my permanent state of mind. And no, it's not the hormones talking. I'm not crying. You're crying shut up.

I know the accepted explanation for this, but I still maintain that this is what happens when you prod magical portals, Potter.

So I'm thinking all my facetwins and I need to get together and have a few drinks, see what kind of commotion we can cause. It'll be fun. Who's in? I'll buy all the rounds, so it's 100% win/win here.

It's nice to know that after all this time, the portal can still surprise you! It keeps our relationship fresh and unpredictable. I like that!

I don't like that it left my bike behind, but hey, maybe it will unpredictably turn up. What do you say, portal? Eh? Eh? Come onnnn!

Pretty sure I was supposed to be in Tijuana. You're a close second place, Hawaii, but been there, done that portal experience.

WTF?

[ooc; SUP. Female Scott!]

( I can't stop taking pictures of him. )

We have a son.

( Meet Arthur Potter )

It's good to be James Potter, and this week is no exception.

[ FILTER: POTTER FAMILY ]

It's been a while since we had a family dinner, and there's a few things on my mind that we need to talk about. .

[ STILES AND SCOTT ]

I don't do this often, but I'm going to need your advice soon.

JAMES

When will you be home from work?

I thought we were through with all this portal bullshit. Though I guess getting pulled backwards from my own future makes plenty of sense, it's happened in a fuckload of comics. But 2013? That's exactly the same year I first got pulled through. That can't be coincidence.

Yeah. Hello. I'm Dave, or Kick-Ass if you prefer. I'd have picked a more awe-inspiring name once I got older, but unfortunately brand recognition is a thing. If you see a younger version of me, tell him to get a haircut. Though I'm given to understand there's some interesting differences in this version of the past, like I could even be a girl or look like The Rock. This is sorta my first AU, guys. Be gentle. That's right, Mindy, still a nerd.

I'm going to do it. Remember me when I'm gone.

( Group text to Lily, Ginny, and Harry Potter )

Just so everyone is aware, my baby is the most interesting baby that's about to be new to the world.

JAMES.

I have three dozen cupcakes from stress baking free to go a good home.

Dude. WTF Oahu? You need to do a better job of distracting your crazy people.

I think someone's jealous his rack isn't as impressive as mine.

( Cut for image, not filtered )

You don't need to look at the network every day, he said. It's safe to put some time between glances, he said. We're not missing anything important on vacation, he said.

Remus John Lupin, you were wrong, and now everyone knows it.

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! LISTEN UP, YOU LOT!

I dropped my bottle of skittles vodka when my arse got pulled through that portal. Please tell me this place has vodka.


And skittles.

I'll need skittles too.

Like a properly trained husband, I tend to show up just a few beats after holding the door open for my wife and letting her bask in all the attention for a minute or two. For those of you who don't know me, my name's James Potter, and I have a pressing question to ask. Trust me, the fate of Something Important rests on it.

Burgers or chicken?