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Alex, why is your alternate universe mom so hot? This is like illegal levels of hot.

On that note, I woke up hungover on a beach this morning and I have no idea where I'm going to be living. But Mo- Da- Moms, if either one of you give me a shot, I promise to be a good tenant. I will do my own laundry (all three billion dresses that Lydia made me buy today) and the dishes and even cook most of the time. I'll get a job and everything too!

Listen, I'm having a really bad year. So can we just not?

So who's watching?

( so i love my job )

Well, just about everything about that was horrible. If I didn't believe in the value of private islands before, well, now they just seem a necessity. (Hint: I have always believed in the value of private islands.)

Emmett Frost, of course. Some of your minds seem familiar, but -- not exactly what I know.

This world needs a Madripoor or the Savage Lands, I'm starting to get bored playing Marvel Heroes.

[ Teen Wolf Types ]

Hey. So, I've been sitting on this a while, because it's big. I got some help from Bonnie Bennett last week; I had a chunk missing from my memory. She was a big help, so I pretty much owe her a fruit basket or something now.

As you may or may not know, I'm a banshee, and my earliest memory was being found in the desert in Afghanistan about seven years back. No name, nothing on me. I got by on an assumed name after that. Same identity I used when I got my job at the station in Beacon Hills. Anyway, bandage off: I was actually originally from Beacon Hills, though I didn't know it when I moved there. My original name was Camden Lahey. Yeah, that one.

Anyway, I'll pretty much answer to anything but any of Paige's nicknames for me, I guess. I've got most of what was lost back. I was blown to bits hurt pretty bad, and I guess that rattled my head hard enough that I just forgot most of everything.

[ /Filter ]

[ Isaacs of All Varieties ]

I didn't want to leave. I regretted it once I was there. But I was hearing voices pretty bad growing up and it was getting worse every day, and Dad was Dad was Dad, and I was seventeen and scared stupid.

I don't know exactly what the protocol for this is. I know we're all from different worlds, so hell, my story sure as shit isn't universal. But I consider you - all - family.

I can skip off or not. Your choice. I'll respect it. But I wanted you to know how sorry I am that I left you there. I didn't think Da I've got no excuse. I'm just sorry.

[ /Filter ]

Are you telling me that it was literally just the birthday of all the Stiles Stilinskis, and no one got any of them a puppy?

Let's all get puppies y/y?

( cut )

Carol Danvers. I've been here a few hours, listened to the speech, decided to just go with it and spent more time than I care to admit trying to dry off and calm down a pissed off cat. Between this and almost getting shot by a raccoon a few hours ago, she's probably never going to talk to me again.

Compliments of werewolf healing, sunburns turn quickly into a solid tan. Little victories.

[ teen wolf ]

Lunar eclipse this month. Heads up.

And, as a bonus, another end of the world prophecy.

[ Filtered to Magic Users/Practitioners ]

Hello, my name's Aaron Parrish. I've got an issue I was wondering if someone could help me with related to supernatural memory loss. Can't promise money raining from the sky as compensation, but I hope we can work something out, anyway.

[ /Filter ]

This isn't a complaint, but I think this is the longest I've gone without a nearby mysterious death or ancient demonic force being awakened in months.

Absolutely the greatest twenty-four hours of my life.

[ teen wolf ]

So let me tell you a story about that time I went to Stark Tower in NYC after school, met Steff Rogers, demonstrated my abilities and did some general testing things, and became an effing Avenger. Legitimately. Like regular meetings and (admittedly non-alien) missions and everything.

Because that's what I did today.

[ steff rogers ]

Thank you so much I know I said that already but I'm going to keep saying it over and over and over and over and I promise I can be cool and calm and collected but right now I think I might explode so yes.

Well, this place looks fun.

[ FILTERED AWAY FROM THE STAR WARS GROUP ]
star wars is pretty good

[ FILTERED TO RTW!ALLISON ARGENT ]
face hurts not making it to ice cream and ammo after all

i need a new head

[ RTW!TW Kids Filter ]

Lydia and I are going to make ice cream white russians and watch Frozen. We're also going to sharpen weapons and paint our nails. Kira, you're invited.

Boys, whatever you choose to do with your lives tonight will not be nearly as magical.

I'm so glad this is over.

[ / Filter ]

And here I thought the weirdest thing today would be getting attacked at the station by disapparating monsters from Mortal Kombat.

Shows what I know.

Seriously, guys? The taco sauce belongs to everyone.

[ FILTERED TO RTW!TEEN WOLF ]
♥

Do we want to take a day or do we this already?

[ RTW!Teen Wolf: 10:30am Japanese Time ]

I've got the katana. I just reforged it and I'm going to take it to be blessed once more.

What's the best pizza place in New York?

[ FILTERED TO RTW!TEEN WOLF ]
Isaac and I going to head to New York to see what we can find out about mind walking. Does anyone else want to come?

And we'll bring back pizza for dinner, if you have any requests.

[ FILTERED TO PETRA HALE & ISAAC LAHEY ]
Hey, Petra. Do you think you can carve out some time to see us today?

Any weapon makers here? Swords and bows - not hi-tech video game guns. We're classy ladies.