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My name is Victor Crawford, but they indicated most wouldn't know that name. I believe in the television show I was known as Victoria Argent.

I've done some preliminary research, but I have a lot to catch up on nevertheless.




[ ooc - past!genderswapped world Victoria Argent! ]

I can't say that I'm sad to be out of the hospital, but according to everyone this isn't supposed to be happening anymore. Hawaii's lovely, so please don't take any offense, but I'd really, really like to go home to a pillow fort in the living room and a husband who's trying to pretend we have more than old pizza and sympathy casseroles in the fridge.

So hayyyy, who wants to volunteer 6-8 hours of their time for charity? October 25-26th, I'll be hosting a Children's Halloween Carnival. I got permission to use Gramercy Park & Hotel for indoor and outdoor activities, and am currently getting donations and backers for rides, activities, booths, etc.

What I need from you guys - anyone who's willing - is volunteers to work one or both days, man booths, work the carnival, picture & autograph booths, face painting, judge costume contests, bob for apples, maybe sit in a dunk tank, get hit with a pie or two? All proceeds are going to Children's Health Fund charity. So, yknow, kids.

Sooo, if you want to help (please!) contact me ASAP with when you're available. All day, a few hours, etc. I'm asking if you sign up, you at least do it in a 4-hour block so that I don't have to shuffle people around too much. Currently working on getting lunches donated for all of the volunteers.

(Thor, I'll be abusing your arms to help set things up. Be prepared.)

FILTERED TO ALL SCOTT AND STILES VERSIONS (BOYS & GIRLS):

No following. No freaking out. No stalking. Period.

!!! One of the fashion buyers still in town from Fashion Week stopped me in the shop today and asked me about my dress. Which I made. He said he thought it was badass (paraphrasing) and would look for me in the future. Dying forever.

All right, I've got two kids accounted for, one to go. She's probably burning the place down. Leggy, blonde, likes guns and needs her mouth washed out with soap?

[OOC: Future BP Jess surprise!]

Sorry, dudes. My boyfriend is the best boyfriend, even if the food vendor missed his Jay Z cue. And the weekend has just begun. Tomorrow, I get to get my moment to surprise~

ATTN: Anyone Visiting Chez Margent Today

Don't use the front door. Or the back patio door. And if you use a window, don't have it be the left-side ground floor. You can use the right-side ground floor window; that shouldn't won't cause anything. In fact, why don't you stand outside our apartment and yell whatever you need at us? That's probably safest.

I'm practicing building traps and disarming them is taking a liiiiittle longer than I had anticipated...

For the record, I have permits for everything. It isn't my fault that your portal dropped me into the ocean and soaked them through.

Alex, why is your alternate universe mom so hot? This is like illegal levels of hot.

On that note, I woke up hungover on a beach this morning and I have no idea where I'm going to be living. But Mo- Da- Moms, if either one of you give me a shot, I promise to be a good tenant. I will do my own laundry (all three billion dresses that Lydia made me buy today) and the dishes and even cook most of the time. I'll get a job and everything too!

Mom/Dad, I apologize for everything that is about to happen, only I probably don't actually.

Little known fact! Lyle forced me to watch Chicago a few years ago and now it just happens naturally when we drin. Lyle makes a ravishing Velma Kelly, all involved parties, to no one's surprised.

Lyle, you're on. It's (five six seven eight...!)

Listen, I'm having a really bad year. So can we just not?

[ warded against the parents ]

PARTY #1 TOMORROW NIGHT.

Wear something awesome. Feel free to bring something that Sober You likes to drink or that Drunk You likes to eat.

Who's coming?

whoa hey brave new world and whatever but seriously, interdimensional travel needs to come with a barf bag. if you see a dinosaur, run. a lot. Cause she's a trained killer and one nod from me and you're dog food.

also nice try but NO on the high school enrollment.

So who's watching?

So I found the song of the summer:

I got a job and I got into college and I feel like an adult. What.

Someone come be totally immature with me so that I don't feel so grown up.

Also, I got into college.

[ Filtered to Isla Lahey ]

I read somewhere that communication is key in relationships. How are you doing? You got a lot dumped on you in the past few weeks.

[ /Filter ]

[ Filtered to Lyle Martin ]

You know what we need to do this summer? Because I know what we need to do this summer.

[ /Filter ]

[ Filtered to Kate Argent ]

How a

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Three weeks and then we're free! ...to work in a sporting goods store all summer in my case, sure, but freedom! Almost!

Woah. Dude. DUDE. We just went through this, portal.

Soooo this isn't a "wait it out a week" type thing?

[OOC: Gender-Swapped by the portal Darcy!]

( Guess whose birthday it is? )