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Oh, goodness. Our poor planner will be so disappointed.

So here's a bit of irony for you: I've been commissioned to build a puppet.

[ emma ]

Wake up, lazy. I made breakfast.

Alright, who wants to try these with me?

Vanessa, you have no choice.

There is literally nothing in the world I care less about than the fact that the Super Bowl is this weekend. And yet, that's what I spent my entire evening hearing about. God, I need friends

( text messages to hale santiago )

[ooc; LG spoilers!]

Reading these hilarious fanfiction stories might be one of the better decisions I've made recently.

Emma, I'll be sending you sparknotes.

my everything hurts and that stripper stole my shoes and that motherfucker isn't even my size! i'm kneecapping that asshole when i find him someone make me pancakes tho ty.

( text messages to hale santiago )

[ FILTERED TO DARCY L, JANE FOSTER, STEFFIE ROGERS, OLDER EMMA SWAN, OLDER REGINA MILLS, & STILES STILINSKI PLUS THESE PEOPLE! ]
HEN NIGHT. You better be ready.

Well, if watching a reconstruction wasn't fascinating enough to keep me awake, the nice salt facial of the Pacific Ocean certainly did the trick.

I can't stop.

Darcy, I'm having cake samples brought to your place. Pick the three you and Jefferson like best.

Go from sleeping peacefully to being doused in the cold ass ocean. Thanks, portal. You got any more surprises for me?

Portal, I had a date tonight.

I'm going to need better evidence that I'm not still on Neverland than someone telling me I'm in Hawaii. I didn't survive all that time on Pan's island by fully believing in what strange males told me.

FILTERED TO CLOSE FRIENDS OF DARCY & JEFFERSON*:

Book your fights/mark your calendars/what have you for Saturday, January 11th, please and thanks. We decided against something bigger with all the people coming in lately, to save us all the headache of a list that keeps growing and growing. I know we've got a few lines drawn with this group as it is, so speak now if you can't stand putting up with each other for one day. :P And be prepared to have me do nothing but guilt you because we're all adults and we want you all there for our wedding. Got it?

Lake Placid Lodge, it's a couple hour drive from NYC, anyone coming in from out of state is welcome to stay with us beforehand. Regina the Younger, I'd still like your help on some stuff if you're willing.

+1s are allowed if you want to bring them!

[*Future BP OUAT Group, the young group of Jefferson, Regina, Emma and Killian. Older Bucky and Steve, Jack and Joseph, Jamie, Thor and Jane. I think that's it! :P]

HEY PORTAL. It's Mom's birthday tomorrow. She won't say it, so I will. Dad and Gwyn. Now.

( text messages to her emma swan )

Is this going to be a thing, portal? Every time I go on a book tour, you bring over a bunch of people from my world? If so, I've got a new book in the works, so you can put Archie on the list.

Hello to all the new arrivals. Let me know if anyone needs anything.

I see that Once Upon a Time has become the newest portal favorite.

What the hell did I miss now?