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Holy hell.

Okay, so I went out to run and ended up passing a cemetery, so I figured I'd just go in and see if they were hiring, right? Not really set on anything and just playing to experience, whatever. You know how it is.

I have never been so talked down to in my life. Jesus. I was asking questions about the machines they use, because I operated one for awhile and actually know the stuff, and the asshole kept calling me sweetheart and speaking to me like I was a child.



So. Speaking as a guy, I just want to... you know, apologize. If I ever did anything to make any of you ladies feel that way.

Dear People of 2014,

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Sincerely,

Me

I finally found an after school job, and while working at the Kama‘aina Pet Hospital isn't as cool as working on a pirate ship or on a special supernatural task force it'll help keep me out of trouble and help Mom pay for groceries. I wasn't really aware of how much one werewolf ate until I saw what the grocery bill for multiple of them look like.

FILTER: TW ADULTS

You would think by now I'd have this figured out How do you know when you're trying to help someone that you're actually doing more harm than good?

Hey there. I know I've talked with some of you already, but I wanted to apologize for coming off a little curt the other day. It's been a real month.

Name's Jordan Parrish. I ordinarily don't look like this, but when I came through the portal made some refurbishments, I guess. Still trying to figure out where I stand in all this, but thanks for the hospitality and the explanations. Think I'm up to speed, now.

Oh, I talked to the other me, and I'm not a banshee, and I didn't grow up in Beacon Hills, either. So I guess our backstory's are pretty different. I still don't think I'm anyt If anyone needs any help cleaning up after the storm this weekend, let me know. I'd be glad to help out.

What the actual fuck.

Why do I have so much hair?

[ OOC: portal-swapped isaac! ]