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Well, the good news is that Jefferson and I have located a place not to ever move. The bad news being that we may now be quickly running through our supply of alcohol.

Grace, we'll be back in three days. Best begin cleaning up after your parties now.

Cheers to everyone to came to celebrate our nuptials, I'd apologize for dropping you lot off at the docks but we had business to attend to. I'm sure you understand.

Does anyone know where to get a pony?

AT LEAST PUT A SOCK ON THE DOOR.

MOM. I'm sexiling myself to your place.

[TEXT MESSAGE TO GRACE]

» I just got a call from your school asking if I had someone take you off campus without notifying the attendance office.
» Despite the suspicious timing of this phone call, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
» Are you all right?

[OOC: posted shortly after]
[FILTERED TO CHASE STEIN]

You know, I think I get you. Easily bored. No respect for authority. Determined to push any buttons you can find.

Hell, I was you.

But unlike me, Grace has parents who are very much around and who care very much. That may not mean jack to you, but if you want to be in her life, no matter how small a part you want to play, you will damn well learn to respect it. And her. She's missed years of her education already. You're not going to endanger the rest.

[FILTERED TO KILLIAN JONES]

Grace skipped school to get waffles with a dinosaur and a deliquient.

Well, I suppose I have no proof that the dinosaur ate any waffles or that the delinquent was even there, but I think we can at least assume the latter.

so nobody should take this the wrong way and get all pissy or whatever, but without someone trying to take over the world all the time, this place is pretty damn boring.

is that all there is? either run-for-the-hills-oh-god-we're-all-gonna-die, or i'm-so-bored-i-could-actually-sit-through-a-foreign-film BORING?

The Richardsons just stole a brand new bottle of syrup and took it to their room.

Then laughed when I told them they weren't allowed to make waffles from the bedroom.



People in this world are weird.

( cut to save the flist, not private! )

After the last few days, I really can't be that surprised at my dinner disappearing off my desk. Someone owes me a malasada.

Well. This island isn't Neverland, so that's a start.

I'm trying this thing where I'm not shoving the worst food for my body down my throat. Instead, I'm eating healthy crap. Healthy green crap.

( It's awful. )
[ FILTERED TO HER REGINA MILLS ]
You've been quiet.

[ FILTERED AWAY FROM AUGUST BOOTH ]
Anyone here know anything about motorcycles?

I think it's time to dye my hair.

Papa, can we go out on Killian's boat for the fireworks tonight?

( I am so sad right now. )

Being from any version of our world always skews these results.

( How else was I supposed to answer? )

Relatedly, Emma, let's go try something we've never done soon, before I become a sad internet dweller.

whoa hey brave new world and whatever but seriously, interdimensional travel needs to come with a barf bag. if you see a dinosaur, run. a lot. Cause she's a trained killer and one nod from me and you're dog food.

also nice try but NO on the high school enrollment.

FILTERED TO NEVERLAND!JEFFERSON, KILLIAN, TINKERBELL & EMMA:

I got sent home from tutoring early because I broke Kai's nose for breaking up with me.


Sorry.

I don't want to talk about it.

Three bags is perfectly acceptable for one weekend in New York City, right?

TEXT MESSAGES TO NEVERLAND!JEFFERSON:

» Ummmm I knocked lightly and there was no answer.
» But I made breakfast.
» I didn't want to wake you up too early but it's french toast and strawberries and bananas.
» You have five minutes to put pants on before I eat it. :) :)
» Tell Killian there's some for him too.

THE HAT DOES NOT WORK. THIS IS A LIE.
THE HAT DOES NOT WORK. THIS IS A LIE.
THE HAT DOES NOT WORK. THIS IS A LIE.
THE HAT DOES NOT WORK. THIS IS A LIE.
THE HAT DOES NOT WORK. THIS IS A LIE.

Only it does? But I did not use it. Not the first time I was somewhere I shouldn't have been. Beats Wonderland. I hate Wonderland. This is not Storybrooke either. What are you at this time, Your Majesty?

When I took this job, I failed to consider how much time I would spend on my knees.

There's your easily misconstrued fun fact for the day.

( Filtered to Killian Jones )

Free to a good home.