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This shit is crazy, but I'm going with it.

I'm Ken Wu and I was wondering what should I know about this place?

I can't believ-

So who can I bribe to help me pack my stuff? I didn't realize I could accumulate so much in just a year. You'll get paid in wine and Italian takeout.

[ FILTERED AWAY FROM DEAN PORTMAN ]
Help! What should I wear?

The four foot tall horse head weirdo from last year is back and now he wants a life size flamingo hat this year. In ten days.

Sometimes, I miss being wooden. Less splinters. Or more splinters, technically, but you catch the meaning.

[ filtered against his emma ]
I need ideas. I've got a couple, but having a few more never hurt. I want to get Emma something big. Hold off on suggesting a ring.

Those of you who know her well, weigh in some.

Out of curiosity, if you get kicked out of a Wal-Mart, it's just that store and not the entire chain, right?

A friend wants to know.

Does anyone know where to get a pony?

AT LEAST PUT A SOCK ON THE DOOR.

MOM. I'm sexiling myself to your place.

[TEXT MESSAGE TO GRACE]

» I just got a call from your school asking if I had someone take you off campus without notifying the attendance office.
» Despite the suspicious timing of this phone call, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
» Are you all right?

[OOC: posted shortly after]
[FILTERED TO CHASE STEIN]

You know, I think I get you. Easily bored. No respect for authority. Determined to push any buttons you can find.

Hell, I was you.

But unlike me, Grace has parents who are very much around and who care very much. That may not mean jack to you, but if you want to be in her life, no matter how small a part you want to play, you will damn well learn to respect it. And her. She's missed years of her education already. You're not going to endanger the rest.

[FILTERED TO KILLIAN JONES]

Grace skipped school to get waffles with a dinosaur and a deliquient.

Well, I suppose I have no proof that the dinosaur ate any waffles or that the delinquent was even there, but I think we can at least assume the latter.

so nobody should take this the wrong way and get all pissy or whatever, but without someone trying to take over the world all the time, this place is pretty damn boring.

is that all there is? either run-for-the-hills-oh-god-we're-all-gonna-die, or i'm-so-bored-i-could-actually-sit-through-a-foreign-film BORING?

The Richardsons just stole a brand new bottle of syrup and took it to their room.

Then laughed when I told them they weren't allowed to make waffles from the bedroom.



People in this world are weird.

So Mom Squared, on a scale from 'computer privileges taken away for a week' to 'grounded for so long I forget what the sun looks like,' where does being bailed out fall?

( cut to save the flist, not private! )

Well. This island isn't Neverland, so that's a start.

I'm trying this thing where I'm not shoving the worst food for my body down my throat. Instead, I'm eating healthy crap. Healthy green crap.

( It's awful. )
[ FILTERED TO HER REGINA MILLS ]
You've been quiet.

[ FILTERED AWAY FROM AUGUST BOOTH ]
Anyone here know anything about motorcycles?

I think it's time to dye my hair.

Papa, can we go out on Killian's boat for the fireworks tonight?

( I am so sad right now. )

whoa hey brave new world and whatever but seriously, interdimensional travel needs to come with a barf bag. if you see a dinosaur, run. a lot. Cause she's a trained killer and one nod from me and you're dog food.

also nice try but NO on the high school enrollment.