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Jan. 7th, 2014


[info]nopeopleskills

Someday we're going to work with the FBI and it's not going to make me want to hit my head on a desk.

Dec. 5th, 2013

[info]modernprincess

After these finals, I only have one semester left of grad school.

This is basically how I feel.

Thanks Uncle Obi-Wan )

Nov. 26th, 2013


[info]halesong

Go from sleeping peacefully to being doused in the cold ass ocean. Thanks, portal. You got any more surprises for me?

Nov. 18th, 2013

[info]noirandfangs

I think teaching and I have come to a parting of ways after this semester. Whoever had four years, congratulations, you won that pool.

I wonder what the LAPD policy on hiring non-humans is.

Oct. 20th, 2013


[info]saetan

I fear I may be banned from all haunted houses on the island at this rate.

Jul. 28th, 2013


[info]beerbubsnikt

Times like these, I wish I could get drunk.

St. John, you up for a fight?

May. 31st, 2013


[info]fuckspace

Dammit, Jim, you're still not getting out of that physical.

May. 26th, 2013


[info]totallyknowcpr



Next step: Crib made out of milk crates.

May. 4th, 2013


[info]vadergotold

This day needs to be striken out of the calendars.

Apr. 27th, 2013

[info]noirandfangs

You know those nature shows where the cheetah chases down the gazelle and it becomes a complete massacre?

I just watched that happen, except with a roasted chicken. Possibly one of the most terrifying things I have ever witnessed.

Apr. 24th, 2013


[info]neverturned

Morning.

Mar. 26th, 2013


[info]vadergotold

Tip: If you're going wear your wife's bathrobe outdoors, make sure you're wearing something underneath.

Mar. 8th, 2013


[info]gunningforyou

This is why nostalgia is bad for you.

Feb. 23rd, 2013


[info]justadentist

Anyone need any teleporting tonight? I'm on a roll.

Feb. 8th, 2013

[info]soccerstar

ALL THE TEXTS.

texts to anakin )

texts to old steve )

texts to rose weasley )

texts to kane lilly )

Nov. 18th, 2012

[info]noirandfangs

Finally. Nothing but six days of night surfing.

Nov. 15th, 2012


[info]vadergotold

Force help me, but I'm about to send the next reporter to ask me a Disney related question through a window.

Aug. 24th, 2012

[info]noirandfangs

TGIF.

Jul. 26th, 2012


[info]vadergotold

text messages to ginny potter )

[info]modernprincess

Dad, you have a fan )

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