blackpoint - the au community

I know most of you think I'm an utterly worthless fool that is a danger to himself and others, and.. well. you wouldn't be entirely wrong. But I'll have you know that I'm quite well liked here in.. where are we-- oh, right. Denver Colorado. I was dragged out here for some hospital festivities and have now found myself participating in what's called a Polar Bear Plunge. Someone said it was fitting because I quite resemble a bear and I'm not exactly sure how that got that as I can't shapeshift worth a shit, but I'm choosing to take it as a compliment anyway?

But I'm raising money for a charity! And I have beer! And people keep taking my clothes. We earn money dependent on how long we can stay in the water wearing nothing, so don't tell them that I can cast a fire spell directly below me and warm things up. For charity.

Fenris, should I steal one of these little children for our own? They're amusing!